farp

when you fap so good that it sounds like a fart

Luiggi kept farping in the busses next to here.

by radarorada September 2, 2023

Farp

When you fart and poop at the same time.

Oh man I think I just had a farp!

by Farper3000 February 26, 2026

farp

similar to a queef: it is when you fart and it rolls up your vagina lips as a bubble and it makes a popping sound

"oh i just farped and it smelled" - steph

by cwumbs May 14, 2025

Burt Farp

A guy who makes inappropriate body sounds at inappropriate times, such as burping, farting, sneezing, coughing, hiccuping, laughing, etc.

Fat Bastard was a real Burt Farp at the funeral. He was cranking out one screaming bean bomb after another.

by Connie Quiffer May 26, 2006

Delpy Farp

A goofy man with a purse, but thinks that it is a "satchel."

I can't believe that delpy farp doesnt realize that he's carrying a purse.

by Michael the Moth January 16, 2011

turtle_farp

A cool username used by only the greatest people. Someone that has a turtle_farp username is just incredible at everything.

Gamer: "Wait, are you a turtle_farp?"
turtle_farp: "Yes I am."

by turtle_farp June 4, 2021

Farpoon

While taking a shit, you fart with enough propulsion as a harpoon gun to shoot it into the bowl

“Yo man that farpoon felt amazing afterwards”
“You’re a weird person for liking that”

by DippyMcGee September 18, 2018