punch myself in the face

V. To stimulate the penis with your hand to cause orgasm and ejaculation. Male masturbation.

I am going to go home and punch myself in the face, then go to sleep.

by Terry39 November 15, 2007

National punch Nick in the face day

December 6th is the one day when you can punch Nick Scat in the face

"oh man it's NATIONAL punch Nick in the face day. You know what that means"

"shit bro'

by ihateavocado December 6, 2019

Punch You In The Face

Saint Louis punk band that makes fun of everyone while on stage, but mainly themselves.

Im going to go see PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE get wasted and play punk rock in Saint Louis.

by ike5522 May 2, 2008

punch her in the face

a term used to describe wanting to fuck a chick

"hey, i think she is in to you!"
"exactly-ill punch her in the face later"
or
why don't you punch her in the face

by oren November 19, 2004

It's better than a punch in the face.

A term used in a wide range of situations, from a person having to eat a bag of rubbish to something you could put in a speech.

'the definition may not give much context, but it's better than a punch in the face.'

by Bob6372 January 4, 2024

Face Puncher

One who will absolutely without a doubt punch you in the face. This person must also be able to destroy Vin Diesel, as he is the ultimate sucky.

Eric Bana is a ultimate Face Puncher.

Arnold Schwarzenegger is quite Face Punching.

by Kenshi-Mori May 16, 2005

punchable face

When someone has got the kind of face that irritates you to the point of wanting to punch them

That bitch ass Talyn has gotta have the school achievement for most punchable face

by coochiemasta69 June 5, 2019