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Ass Face

Refers to a person whose cheeks are so bloated and round that it makes their face look like a nice juicy ass. They often times will have shit or cum in their mouths. YUMMY!
Yo Ass Face! Close your mouth it smells like shit, Shit Breath!
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Ass-face

1. Person with a butt-chin.

2. A person with a cleft in their chin.
"My favorite part of your face is your ass. You ass-face!"
by JJ Cherry March 3, 2007
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ass-face

1. when one's face is EXTREMELY non-attractive

2. a jerk...a rude individual

3. a suck-up

4. someone with a double chin

5. someone who sucks up... a brown-noser
"dude, look at that ass-face tryna mack on that dime-piece! what a chump!"
by Annrose Kryzel H. April 28, 2006
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Ass face

Amber in my neighborhood. she is ugly as hell. I would still get another hand job from her
Amber is a dirty cum suckin ass face
by NickKar402 September 4, 2003
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Face Tits Ass Scale

The FTA scale measures the appearance of females by rating their face, tits, and ass. Each category is represented by 10 points. 1 being the lowest score, and 10 being the highest. This scale is most commonly used when judging a hot girl. This is mainly an opinion based scale. This scale has been in use since 2011.
Me: Dude you ever heard of (girl)?

Friend: No, what about her
Me: Dude she's super hot, I'd at least give her a 22.
Friend: What do you mean a 22?
Me: You ever heard of the Face Tits Ass scale?

Friend: No?

Me: So each category is out of 10. Adds up to 30.
Friend: Oh, alright keep going.
Me: So she's got a really nice face, like a 9. Her ass is at least an 8.
Friend: Wow that's pretty fucking good.
Me: But she's got like a 5 for her boobs she's a bit flat chested.

Friend: That's unfortunate.
by Huntiar February 13, 2019
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ass face

by King Shit January 18, 2003
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face down ass up

The most simple instructions for the new cummer in the "fabulous" community
"Face down ass up - bitch", said Bubba to his new cellmate.
by PrisonGuard April 5, 2007
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