Ethan Whallon

A Simp

Ethan Whallon is the biggest simp I know.

by Matais July 25, 2019

Ethan way

The ethan way is the way of doing something the hardest way possible

Dont burn the card first cut it thats the ethan way

by Jakekyle2904 October 10, 2021

Ethan Weaver

Ethan is the most hottest, most handsome, and most bestest friend to have on Earth. If you have a friend named Ethan make sure you thank them and worship them for being the best of the best. Don't forgot to give them head or sex whenever they ask because if you do so, you will learn the ways of Ethan Weaver.

You: Oh hey Ethan
Ethan Weaver: gib head
You: yes sir.
*gawk gawk gawk*

by Milkhail November 23, 2021

Ethan west

Iron man

Ethan west is iron Man

by Penis man 567 February 19, 2022

ethan watts

big old specle edd

big old specle edd coon ethan watts

by dees nuts 321 February 8, 2023

Ethan Walker Gibson

Ethan Walker Gibson is the funniest guy you’ll ever meet. He loves to bully his friends and pretend he can’t get hurt, but deep down he knows that’s not true. He has all the best parts of autism, and his object impermanence and iron liver never fail him. He drinks too much and makes some stupid choices, but he is the best guy to go to when you need a good laugh or some advice. He loves Spanish and is super good at it. He’s ripped and a total slay Queen pussy boss.

Ethan Walker Gibson was the love of my life. He was perfect.

by el amor de tu vida October 15, 2023

Ethan wright

Fatty bum bum who loves it up the bum and can eat my meat whenever he wants but he just eats whenever he wants

Person: what do you want from McDonald’s?
Ethan Wright: everything.

by Trulysexybeast69420 December 11, 2023