essay

a long, written, assignment that could have been explained in two or three sentences.

billy said: "instead of writing an essay on the brain i wrote this, 'the brain in the nervous center of the body. without it we would not be able to do things like breathe. it works by sending electric impulses to the muscles in your body...the end'"

((of course he got a F+))

by chiunit May 13, 2009

Essais

A very sexy guy who is most likely fucking you girl right now, He has great personality traits like ; Funny, Sexy, Outgoing, etc. just a great person ohh did I mention his dick is very very very long.

Ohhh my god is that Essais omg I’m soooo moist, Essais come fuck me please

by You’re conscious December 8, 2017

Essay McGee

A funny sounding name.

Essay McGee, are you present, Essay McGee.

Whats up Essay Mcgee.

by Ren Walkero November 2, 2008

Extended Essay

4000 words of procrastination, pain, and last-minute stress. Also what I'm supposed to be doing right now.

My Extended Essay is due in tomorrow and I have 2000 words to go please send help

by Nutella French Toast September 21, 2019

essay

1. What you should probably be working on right now. See also: homework

Hmm, what can I possibly do to further my procrastination? I know! Look up the word "essay" on UD!

by Henriettah June 14, 2011

College Essay

Something that colleges make you write in an college application in order to get a better picture of you. However, college essays take up a huge bulk of one's time due to the sheer number of them one has to do. Therefore they are the most evil thing in the world...like really, they're hell.

Joe: Hey Julie, you want to go out wit' me tonight?

Julie: No thanks Joe, I have to write FIVE COLLEGE ESSAYS AND THE DUE DATES ARE TOMORROW UGHHH!!!!

by Jsybird2 December 20, 2008

essaywhuman

word coined by The Roots rapper Blackthought. Alternative to saying say what?

Weren't you supposed to be there tonight? Essaywhuman?

by MikeJames November 10, 2006