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Escalator Express Lane

Typically the left side of an escalator dedicated to speedy individuals who don't have the time or patience to let the escalator take them where they need to go, therefore, they angrily speed-hop (sometimes taking double steps) up or down the moving staircase and pass everyone on the right side, leaving them with the following possible impressions:

"I'm more important than you; shove it"
"I'm wearing a suit and have places to be"
"Oh shit I'm late I'm late I'm late"
"I have to catch a bus, get out of my way or I'll trip you"

You can use this method to your advantage, but if you fall on your ass and go tumbling down the moving stairs, you're on your own.
Stacy totally just fell down the escalator express lane! She was moving too fast for her own good.

What!? Is she okay?

She'll be fine. She was on her ass but fortunately still moving upwards.
by jwat949 September 26, 2011
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Escalator snowball

When someone in a wheelchair rides up and escalator and falls down into other people in wheelchairs and makes a chain reaction of never ending wheelchair chaos
Josh: haha look at those crippled people in wheelchairs falling down that escalator they all probably have AIDS!
Corbin: what the h*** is wrong with you?
Tyler: lol escalator snowballs are funny because they're crippled
by Balls In Your Orange Juice September 9, 2013
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Dundee Escalator

When roommates in a townhouse, one living upstairs, one living downstairs bag the same girl in the same night.
Dude, I banged that chick last night and she rolled out afterwards...

No she didn't man, she came downstairs and fucked me too...

Buttfuck, not only did we pull off a Dundee Escalator, but now we're Eskimo bothers!
by Heather Hils March 3, 2010
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Cocaine Escalator

When you have a lot on lines of cocaine lined up, and your team acts as a snorting conveyor belt to knock them all down.
(Person 1) Man all those levels got me turnt.
(Person 2) yeah man, cocaine escalator fucks you up!
by Raver Buzz December 28, 2014
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Escalade

A SUV equally popular with rappers, drug dealers, old men and soccer moms. Basically a dressed-up suburban .
"Did you see the escalade seized from that drug dealer by the cops?
by TheBigCon4800 June 3, 2015
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escalade

A Chevrolet Tahoe with body cladding, 18" wheels, and some fake chrome shit all over. Often acquired by people on the verge of bankruptcy who have a small dick.
Person 1: "Yo, I got me an escalade."
Person 2: "Sweet! Let's check it out."
Person 1: "Oh, the bank took it already."
by Chuck W February 18, 2008
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Back Door Escalade

Part of the action in describing a back door cover in gambling. The 'Escalade' is used to 'break down the back door' to win a sports bet late in the game.
My team is only down 6, I'm gonna bring the Back Door Escalade around and break through the door!
by Milt Deezy May 8, 2007
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