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res-erection

When your get an erection,it goes limp and then comes back again.
I lost my erection when my girlfriend's parents walked in on us, but then when they started stripping too I got a res-erection.
by Rozoff & Crum October 7, 2007
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Special Erection

When you’re in special ed class and get a handy from the guy/girl sitting next to you while the teacher is out of the room
Dude I got ~special erection~ yesterday, that’s the hottest handy
by The Pussy Bomba May 10, 2019
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Erection Protection

The amount of protection provided by clothing such as pants, sweaters and shirts, that helps to hide the fact that you have an erection.
"My swim shorts didn't have very good erection protection last night. Every one in pool could tell I was as hard as a rock."

"I'd give these new pair of jeans a 10/10 on the erection protection scale!"
by Missed or Nickel August 12, 2009
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HELP IM HAVING AN ERECTION

PLEASE SEND HELP IM HAVING AN ERECTION FOR REAL HELP
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IT HURTS SO BAD PLEASE HELP ME REMOVE THE ERECTION
HELP IM HAVING AN ERECTION
by A Real Commie July 1, 2019
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erection fairy

The little fairy that every man has that flys around you and gives you raging erections during school and while your grandmother is fixing your pants zipper.
"Take me erection fairy! Bring me the erection."
"My erection fairy is long dead, and now I cant pleasure my cats."
by Aarons Mom September 5, 2008
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Erection

When a man's penis becomes stuff and hard, thickens and increases in length, and after that if he's still more sexually aroused, he cums
Just seeing Alana made have a massive erection
by Suki1234 May 4, 2018
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Homo Erection

When your feeling dirty and your learning about the Homo Erectus
You: *Learning about Homo Erectus*
Also you: *Searches Homo Erection*
by GetExposedYANUB July 13, 2020
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