Old North Ender

1. A sexual act inspired by the Old North-End of Burlington, VT that involves giving your partner a swirly while having sex doggy style.

I gave Jane an Old North Ender last night.
I should have cleaned the toilet before giving Roberta an Old North Ender.

by Snidley January 12, 2008

Boner Ender

A girl (or male, for gays) who is so ugly they make your boner go away.

Dude, did you see that chick? So gross. She's such a boner ender.

by Siduri September 20, 2010

John Egbert

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by tturntechGodheadd September 10, 2022

Ebert's Law

When you ask somebody to try their own hand at something before criticizing your efforts, you have violated Ebert's Law and lost the argument. Roger Ebert is not a filmmaker, but he knows what he likes and doesn't, and has every right to say so. Similarly, people don't need to be chefs to recognize a good restaurant, or musicians to appreciate a symphony.

Person 1: Your story is rubbish!
Person 2: I bet you couldn't do better!

Person 2 has violated Ebert's Law

by Sairin December 30, 2004

Jordan Eberle

Canada's hero! Jordan Eberle is a Canadian hockey player currently playing in the WHL for the Regina Pats. Eberle was drafted in the 1st round 22nd overall by the Edmonton Oilers. He has thrown a Canadian Jersey over his head 3 times, once in the IIHF Ivan Hlinka Tournament, once in the IIHF U-18 Championships and lastly, for the World Juniors where he got his nickname as "Canada's hero". Scoring with 5.4 seconds on the clock, on Team Russia's Vadim Zhelobnyuk to tie the game.

Guy : Did you win your game last night?

Guy 2 : Yeah, I pulled a Jordan Eberle late in the game to send it to overtime where we won!

by HockeyFan33 November 4, 2009

John Egbert

John Egbert, the first character introduced in homestuck, is a 13 year old male with the birthday 4/13. Also known as John Egderp, DORK, FUKING EGBERT, Joooooooohn, and rING THIEF

"Hey look it's fucking John Egbert"

by SeerOfBreath May 7, 2018

emberassing

something that happens and makes you want to kill your self

*urinates on himself

him: "this is emberassing"

by gangsta squirrel7 September 1, 2020