EMS 

Ems is end my suffering

-Gets text: I'm gonna ems-

EMS by Jolly hugs May 16, 2018

ems 

An acronym used for the phrase "eat my shit." Often used by people who get pwn3d by newbies in Tribes.

EMS U FUXNIG N00B!!!1111shiftshiftshift

ems by Cory April 10, 2005

EMS 

A Neopian forum where emo vampliers and scene kids have taken over. There are a few cool people there, though, who make it an okay place to hang out. Of course you could always throw down your doritoes and get a real social life. But if this is not an option, then I'd suggest making friends with any of the following:

Jennuh
Kath
Steph
Popcore
Taryn (Orange)
Soylent Green chick
etc.

But again.
I'd suggest not even bothering as they will most likely tear your ass up.

Esp. through trolling. ;D

Jennuh: omg popcore thay ayt mai fingur
Popcore: uhhh u shud kick dem in da fupa!
Jennuh: lol u got ownd bi a fish

EMS EMS EMS

EMS by Popcore December 22, 2008

EMS 

Early Morning Sesh.
A session of smoking cannabis in the very early morning before doing anything else.

To the EMS boys!

EMS by dealergirl October 13, 2010

ems 

a room created by dunno/MaTt` on msn originally (when mx4 was around), and now its moved to digitalfuse.

(Elite mIRC Scripters)

join #ems

ems by dunno April 3, 2004

EMS 

A chatboard on Neopets.com.

Today, it is mostly compromised by n00bs, posers, and ugly, fat, Manga/Anime freaks.
However, a core of the regs of Old EMS still rule.
Judas
Popcore
Taryn
Manda
Alexis
Arcane
Trevor

TJ
Josh
Dex
And the list goes on.
Unfortunatly, maybe 1 out of 5 of regs go on EMS every day.

n00b: omg tnt is SOOO meen they froz my main
Judas: Shut the Hell up, you illiterate idiot.
Arcane: GTHO of EMS. I hear the Newbie boards like people like you.
n00b: omg im reporting u

Judas: I have more accounts, you dimwit.
Arcane: Same here, you dolt.

EMS by Arcane and Judas July 26, 2009

EMS 

1.OMG dis is nawt a wurrd!!!! ---deletedlete minimisse--*

2. A sexy little goat that you just can't keep your hands off of.

3. Barbie Vs. Spiderman

1. omg y r u so litrat???/?//
Becuse Ime smartur and mor intellectul than you. I spel corectly.

2. Yo homie, you're all up in my chick!
Sorry dude, she's just so EMSy.

3. OH MY GOD! It's a bug! SIKE.

4. Ok Michael, this is your last warning:
stop cheating on me with little Kelly or I'll put my pants back on!

EMS by Queen Sarah the not-so-thrid December 28, 2005