The Dorris-Eaton School

A K-8 school for whiny-ass rich kids that pay 30k a year for a school that makes them slowly want to die. You can spot them in groups of 5 in the San Ramon city center or Walnut creek talking about math. They typically only wear Hollister or Brandy Melville and Under Armor.

Kid1: OH, you went to The Dorris-Eaton school? How did you survive?
Kid2: yes.
Kid1: Aren't y'all dead inside?
Kid2: *silence*

by committ/mort October 20, 2019

The Dorris-Eaton School

the best school ever.

The Dorris-Eaton School just is.

by __________________. October 27, 2022

Elon stan

A supporter of Elon Musk.

If I had an Elon stan son I would honestly question myself what I did wrong to turn him into a person that admires a narcissistic egoistic POS.

by metrodorus December 16, 2022

eleon-speak

A fast-spoken, techno-filled stream of conscious string of spoken thought that is almost impossible to follow, even by the most fluent -- but ultimately is correct. If the listener can understand what is being said, they could almost definitely have the answer to life, the universe and everything(tm), but most folks simply nod their head and allow their eyes to glaze over.

"Oh -- you start at 1, so we should go with 8, but that does not mean 16 is correct next, and we should look into a better equation to not need the 4 or 8 step. We should also check out an index on the call of the data from the system to speed it all up."

by Jantis January 15, 2004

eaton square school

It is the hell where satans (teachers) meet. the only thing you will get is one hell of a time and homework.

I would never want to go to eaton square school again

by AlcoholicSlavMan May 11, 2021

Elon steals data for Russia

Look! ALL THEY DO IS STEAL! ALLTHEY DO IS STEAL! THE RETARD STOLE TESLA! CUCKERBEARD (THE OTHER RETARD) STOLE FACEBOOK! THEY ARE TRYING TO GET RID OF IP SO THEY CAN CONTINUE TO STEAL!

Hym "BECAUSE IT'S ALL THEY DO! IT'S ALL THEY KNOW! STEALING! THEY STEAL! EVERYTHING THEY HAVE IS STOLEN! ELON STEALS DATA FOR RUSSIA! CUCKERBEARD STEAL AI AND SELLS IT TO CHINA (WHICH IS SUPER-DUPER TREASON BY THE WAY)! ALL THEY DO IS STEAL! JORDAN PETERSON ROBBED THE GRAVE OF NIETZSCHE! THEY JUST STEAL AND LIE! WE NEED 50 CENT IN THIS BITCH! TRUTH OR DIE!"

by Hym Iam April 19, 2025

The Long eaton school

A once great school in Long eaton that has gone downhill over the past few years. it's one of the schools on the worst 100 schools list that had arose a while back.

Person 1: What school you at?
Person 2: The Long Eaton School m8
Person 1: That chavy place? nah m8, errywhere around it is much betta

by Yeet666ImGoingToHell August 26, 2018