Amish Electrician

Completely fake or made up job, usually to impress a girl but can also be used on parents. friends or future employers.

Can also mean shoddy workmanship or a screwed up job

You told that girl at the party you are a tax lawyer? You don't even have a job. You should have told her your a freakin Amish Electrician.

You put project manager on your last resume, Jesus if your going to lie just put head Amish Electrician while you at it.

I dont think that girls dad likes you. You told him your self employed, you should have said your an Amish Electrician, it would sound more believable.

Look at this wiring job, it looks like it was done by an Amish Electrician!

by Joecoool November 2, 2010

Electrical Mud

The act of shitting in one's own hand and rubbing it in all of the cracks of your friend's power outlets causing him to Brown Out for weeks. Ever seen brown sparks? Exactly ;)

Jim, you got any more of that Electrical Mud? Roy is starting to piss me off and I really wanna give him a Brown Out this weekend.

by RDaly07 April 26, 2011

electrical infetterence

A psychosomatic condition exclusively afflicting the free thinkers of Byron Bay in Australia whenever confronted with something their homeopath does not understand

"Don't scan that multiple times! Scan them individually to prevent any electrical infetterence”

"I want a tesla but my wife is worried about electrical infetterence"

"My doctor tried to vaccinate me but I didn't want any electrical infetterence"

"Only the latest Apple iPhone 69 Pro Max X TM is safe from electrical infetterence"

by 5G September 29, 2022

electrical tape bra

This is where a girl get's electrical tape and places it over her nipples, in a cross shape, or a heart shape, or any shape, most popular is the cross shap using two strips of tape.

Let's make an electrical tape bra and put it on myspace

by Mooooooose August 6, 2006

Electriclarryland

An excellent CD by the 80's punk rock band, The Butthole Surfers. Featuring tracks such as "Jingle Of A Dog's Collar" and "The Lord Is a Monkey".

Electriclarryland is a good cd.

by Chris Riggs May 8, 2005

electrical pile

A large pile of transformers collapses into each other into a large pile, for your car to crash into and set ablaze.

when you are driving your car and you crash and land in an electrical pile to make it explode

by Free subway July 4, 2009

electricianist

A specialist in electricity.

Henry is a master electricianist, he can wire up just about anything.

by George April 8, 2005