elder-shmelter

Opposite of cougar

Playboys are elder-shmelters

by jah-mez June 20, 2013

The Elder Swear

A swear so ancient it deafens anyone who is to hear it. It is 83 letters long and includes phrases such as hippopotamus

and Mickey Mouse.

Friend 1: “Dude what’s the elder swear?”

Friend 2: “**********************************mickeymouse*****************hippopotamus**********************”

by Helpme_1938 March 9, 2019

Elmer's Washable Glue

A glue that is particularily useful in classroom situations and art crafts. It is geard towards younger children because of its ability to be washed off a surface it does not belong. Teenagers also have discovered its ability to be "too good".

Man that Elmer's Washable Glue. It's just too good!

by DiscoveriesInROP July 7, 2016

Elmer's Fudge

The act of shitting in a vagina and then sealing the vagina with elmer's glue. Causing the shit to be stuck in said vagina until someone rips open the glued vagina.

Did you hear about Nikki getting an Elmer's Fudge from Jared.

by Dirteh D October 2, 2009

elmer's glue

elmer's, glue, paste. slang term for weed because of its stickiness.

"Damn man, we out of elmer's glue"

by james c-n August 19, 2006

The Elder Scrolls Online

A massively multiplayer role-playing video game, it's being developed by ZeniMax Online Studios, set to be released on 2013, the game is set to be in the world of Tamriel, only for PC and Mac, it will have only 3rd person view, and the main story is 100% solo. You will have to pay each month in order to play online.

Gamer #1 : Did you hear about The Elder Scrolls Online

Gamer #2 : Yes, but those racists are only making it for PC

Gamer #1 : It's about time PC users have something Special.

by Dovahkin December 18, 2012

elmer's

Semen.

Thinking about Georgia made me rope my elmer's all over the bathtub!

by pentozali September 23, 2009