houdini egg salad

Houdini Egg Salad is a saying from the Midwest. This phrase stems from a situation in which a male and female fornicating are interrupted by a person(usually another male), who is hiding in the closet. This closet dweller pounces out of the closet, just before the other male is about to "hoagie slap" said female, and the sexing couple is doused with a combination of mustard, mayonnaise, and, of course, hard boiled eggs.

"Did you hear Cory got Houdini Egg Saladed last Thursday?"
"Yeah, I heard Steve used a gallon of Hellman's."

by donthatemecuzuaintme October 18, 2012

Hamilton Egg Salad

A phrase that only the smartest use, Hamilton egg salad can mean many things. The person who asks you, “do you agree with Hamilton egg salad?” Don’t be confused, cause the right answer is always googa or yes. But make sure the person who says this is ok and mentally stable.

“Hamilton egg salad.”
“What??”
“Hamilton. Egg. Salad.”

“What is a hamilton egg salad”
“When the ham or of the salad of Hamilton.”

by ARRGHHH September 9, 2023

making egg salad

A 3way between you, your boyfriend, and your girlfriend from high school.

Man, I had a weird dream last night. Ty, Laura, and I were all together, making egg salad.

by Micky Hawk November 9, 2015

Deviled egg salad

When the man pulls out of her ass and places one testicle in her ass and one in her vagina.

Heather " do u want some deviled egg salad?"
Michael " wait so you want me to fuck your dumper, pull out and stuffed one ball in your ass and stuck the other on your pussy?"
Heather " umm... Ok that will work!"

by Cupcakefacekilla187 March 7, 2021

Deviled egg salad

When a man ducks a woman's ass. He pulls out then places one testicle in her ass and they other in her vagina.

Heather " do u want some deviled egg salad?"
Michael " wait so you want me to fuck your dumper, pull out and stuffed one ball in your ass and stuck the other on your pussy?"
Heather " umm... Ok that will work!"

by Cupcakefacekilla187 March 7, 2021

English Egg Salad

When your girl shits eggy diarrhea into your salad while you are eating it, normally combines with other feces or human excrement such as semen or urine

“Hey babe, what do you fancy for dinner tonight?”
“Can we have an English Egg Salad?”

by chickfilamastar August 7, 2025

eggsaladly

Eggsaladly is another way to say exactly.

You are eggsaladly right Simon. Planned obsolescence has given companies millions of dollars in revenue.

by Aqueous93 August 24, 2017