Eaton

The same as “eaten” just more cockney

“Oi mate what you Eaton today?”

by JustinBocus01 March 29, 2021

Michael eaton

A real sicko motherfucker you will spit on a child at any given moment while fucking your dog. Then to leave in a v6 mustang who calls it “muscle”

I know your crazy but damn I didn’t know you were Michael Eaton crazy

by Wacky bozo January 28, 2022

Eaton

A kind hearted, short tempered,young man.hes loving but his temparature gets him in trouble. He's over protective and hates the fake. Trust him with you life, he will fight

Eaton is crazy.

by Steel hands May 14, 2018

The Long eaton school

A once great school in Long eaton that has gone downhill over the past few years. it's one of the schools on the worst 100 schools list that had arose a while back.

Person 1: What school you at?
Person 2: The Long Eaton School m8
Person 1: That chavy place? nah m8, errywhere around it is much betta

by Yeet666ImGoingToHell August 26, 2018

Eatoned

To be rejected by a group or collection of people simultaneously

Trent bought a caprice so we Eatoned him clean out of the group

by SlowGL July 4, 2023

Eaton

A great girl that loves to do the trend where you take the first and last letter of your name and change it. Very nice girl.

Oh that Eaton, such a lovely trickster

by Eaton dmmdmdmfm May 24, 2021

Eaton Dry Bum

This is the process by which an Eaton schoolboy gets initiated in to the rowing club whilst wearing Eaton coloured lycra and the rowing captain nominates one of his chums to anally enter the schoolboy candidate. The nominated chum is using a crumpet with no butter (important, it should be dry), topped with smoked salmon. The Eaton chum is required to consume Prosecco via the privileged crumpet system and if the captain of the rowing team does not think his consumption is a suitable rate he has the option of using dill to tickle his ear or replace the glass for a bottle. If the chum cums first or the rowing candidate screams to stop then whoever is first has to eat the crumpet and smoked salmon. That's the game!

Have you got any butter, or are we going to do the Eaton Dry Bum?

What do I have to do to get the job? Is it the Eaton Dry Bum?

by Jimmy7017 February 12, 2021