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Girls who eat carrots

Carrots are delicious to chew on, although the human body has plenty of orfaces where a carrot may be inserted. Some of these openings creates immense pleasure for the owner when phallosshaped objects, like a carrot, is inserted.
This practice divides females, (and other phallos lovers), into two groups: those girls who EAT carrots and ..
At the bar.
Guy 1: You think any of those girls are wild and freaky in bed?
Guy 2: No freaking way, man! Those puritanes are way to prude. Those are the kind of girls who eat carrots, if you know what I mean.
by Hellnose March 13, 2021
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girls who eat carrots

idk some fag from one direction said something

why is this trending
yo this band died like 5 years ago wake up

"girls who eat carrots'' stupid-ass
by Brozinga2 April 3, 2021
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girls who eat carrots

The title says it all
by KarateJoe9000 March 30, 2021
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I like girls who eat carrots

Boys: *sitting on stairs*

Louis: “I like girls who eat carrots!”

Boys: *eyeroll cuz they know that Louis.is.gay*
by iCuddleLarry February 17, 2021
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i like girls who eat carrots

liam: “what does one direction look for in a girl.”
louis: “I like girls who eat carrots.”
by user666999420 April 26, 2021
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girls who eat carrots

Carrot f***ed mango all u n***** die of f****** PewDiePie haha get wrecked and suck my d***
by GiggleOfficial April 19, 2021
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eat your carrots and broccoli

used instead of the phrase "don't ask too many stupid/irrelevant questions and just do as you are told".
a boy, eating, lol, carrots, brocolli, and other stewed vegetables for breakfast, asks his dad:

boy: dad, why do i have to go to class?

dad: because it's fun, you can socialize with people outside the family circle, George. And you gain knowledge that will later permit you to make something out of yourself. And, please, because I am in a bad mood since yesterday, having gotten a parking ticket. Please eat your carrots and broccoli. Then just pick up your things so I can take you to class.
by Sexydimma May 25, 2012
mugGet the eat your carrots and broccolimug.

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