Eat Dat Pussy 445 

Good Evening Twitter, this is your boy EatDatPussy445, and about like 30-45 minutes ago, I beat the fuck out of my dick so god damn hard to lewandowski that I can't even feel my left leg, my left leg has went totally numb. And, my dick has also went totally numb, to the point that it feels fucking weird when I go and take a piss.

Eat dat pussy 445: its When Sex goes wrong and you cant feel your dick anymore. Its like 911.

Eat Dat Pussy 445 by foreign hoez November 30, 2017

eat a pussy

a generic yet abrasive comeback to a verbal attack

Melissa: Hey John, you freaking suck at flip cup.
John: Eat a pussy Melissa.

eat a pussy by Wibklen May 8, 2018

eat that pussy 

Everybody's dream

O man eat it girl eat that pussy like a fucking sandwitch!!

eat that pussy by Thatboyosv February 19, 2017

Eat Humble Pussy 

What naughty blokes (and some naughty girls) do when they've got problems with 'her indoors' and have no chance of escape.

I've forgotten our wedding anniversary. I'm going to have to go home and eat humble pussy.

Eat Humble Pussy by Luchasi July 28, 2017

Lick a dick/Eat a pussy day - April 8th 

A day for women/men to lick a dick/Eat a pussy of someone they like or feel is deserving of the pleasure of said oral sex act. Celebrated every year on April 8th.

Wednesday will be Lick a dick/Eat a pussy day - April 8th 2020 so my girlfriend and I will be giving one another oral sex.

Lick a dick/Eat a pussy day - April 8th by "Underpants kid" April 9, 2020

eat your pussy 

rubbing your tongue on a girlsclit.

male:hey babe you want me to eat your pussy.
Female: fuck yeah.

eat your pussy by ADingo8MyBaby August 13, 2018

I fucking eat my pussy bitch 

i love to eat pussy and deepthroat dick I suck my grandpas dick and my dads and I eat my moms pussy and suck her boobs

I fucking eat my pussy bitch and i love it

I fucking eat my pussy bitch by pooii November 9, 2019