Earthquake

When you're having sex and your partner has a seizure.

OMG Jimmy totally earthquaked me last night, it was AWESOME.

by Shade696969 April 1, 2009

Brownie Earthquake

During the act of anal intercourse, the person on the receiving end has a nasty case of firerreah.

The outcome is something to the effect of putting your thumb over a garden hose.

Dude, last night a brownie earthquake went down in my house and it shot about 3 yards in each direction.

by alejandro hayes September 6, 2007

earthqueef

The unfortunate occasion where some dumb bitch with a rank pussy queefs at a party in a closed area thus clearing the whole area and ruining the party.

I was twerking this chick until I realized that I was at the epicenter of an earthqueef and that shit stank.

by NaughtyGreyhound317 July 23, 2012

little earthquakes

Orgasms.

Tori Amos: Little Earthquakes

by Chely May 6, 2018

Cat Earthquake

Sticking your dick in a cat and making it purr

Friend 1:Hey, Wes what are ypu doing tonight?
Wes: Not much felt like doing a Cat Earthquake tonight.

by Toasterboi42069 December 8, 2019

earthquake

A prank in which someone shoves a boy or man who is urinating into a urinal, yelling 'Earthquake!'

He gave us an earthquake when we were peeing in the urinal.

by Yarince May 9, 2008

Earthquake Test

When a friend is using the urinal or peeing in a stall, you yell "Earthquake Test!" and then push them forward while they are peeing.

John was trying to pee and I gave him an earthquake test. Now his pants are all wet.

by Bizzle August 17, 2004