New Egypt

A town known as "Neegypt" by the locals in the middle of NJ that nobody has heard of and all the towns around hate for being full of ignorant white trash hicks and cheap whores. You will also still see Trump stickers and confederate flags even though they are from a fucking Union state. Legend has it that you can hear people in camo screaming YEE-YEE from the high school hallways with cowboy hats and boots. Nearly every person under the age of 20 is on drugs, sleeping around, or an alcoholic, and the high school doesn't even have bathrooms anymore since they have been rebranded as cigarette and juul lounges. You can find teenagers hanging out by the radioactive Oakford lake, Potters Square, the well, main street, or loitering in front or basically living in the two Wawas it has. This type of behavior then results in old people complaining on the town facebook page about delinquents. The town probably has more cows than people, and a loose horse or tractor traffic is not an unknown occurrence, and hunting season is like a second Christmas. All guys here in the high school are either wannabe rednecks or fuckboys that use the snapchat dog filter, and all the girls are either thots that wear nothing but Victoria's Secret PINK or trashy mudcrickets that will ride any guy with a nice truck. You can't keep secrets here and nobody can't keep their traps shut for shit, and most New Egypt kids end up working at either IGA or Six Flags Great Adventure, even though they all hate it.

This place is as trashy as New Egypt.

by hasta la pasta bitch January 23, 2019

Bumfuck Egypt

Someplace hard to get to and generally undesirable; the boonies or toolies.

I asked her out once, but then I found out she lived in Bumfuck Egypt, so I dropped her.

by cornholio October 11, 2003

Going Egypt

To go off the grid. Usually someone who does not use electricity. In response to the Egyptian president taking protesters electricity. Also used if someone shuts the lights off in a place.

Example 1:
Hippie: Man, I don't buy into the corporations energy monopoly, I'm Going Egypt.
Example 2:
Person 1: DUDE THIS IS CRAZY RAVE PARTY!
*Shut off lights suddenly*
Person 1: WE GOING EGYPT!

by mm456 February 27, 2011

Buttfuck Egypt

A place far out of the way. Rural.

I be pimpin this ho, but damn, she be livin out in buttfuck egypt!

by Xerobull November 29, 2002

bumfuk egypt

The most remote, awful, backward, filthy, hostile place or town anyone can imagine; a location just this side of hell.

When they ran out of gas 50 miles from nowhere, one of the traveling guys exclaimed "My God, this place looks like "Bumfuk Egypt", there's nothing here but dead people and dog shit!"

by teetiger October 20, 2008

Pyramids of Egypt

A sex act involving two men and three women in which the dudes high five each other from opposite ends of the sex-train connected by the three girls in the middle. Similar to an Effiel Tower, but with two more girls so it isnt as gay.

Manny and Alec pulled off the Pyramids of Egypt with the three girls they took home from the party.

by lionkiller14 May 18, 2010

Bumfuck Egypt

Any of the many extremely remote and inhospitable military outposts where U.S service men or women are assigned to serve.

For the last year of my hitch, they sent me to Bumfuck Egypt to guard the sand.

by Walt Alexander March 20, 2004