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esports

A word used by professional video games players in an attempt to justify and prove that playing video games is, in fact, sport. They do this in order to make themselves feel better for having been shit at real sports throughout their lives.
Man 1: Well, I play eSports professionally.

Man 2: You dick.
by Derek The Trojan October 8, 2008
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Esports

A place where it is possible for a bunch of fat people to be using a computer and be counted as a sport.
"Why aren't those guys having PE?"
"I heard they're doing Esports"
by H1r0sh1ma September 4, 2017
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Esports

NOT A FUCKING SPORT. This might be confused for a sport because it has the word in it, but don't be tricked by this fucking bullshit. If you want a real sport play hockey, football, basketball, even fuckin soccer. This is a game for "nullers" which is a term for gamers that is offensive and/or derogatory. If you know a person who relies on gaming to make money FUCKING KILL THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Esports is gay and bullshit so STFU
by Fig boy June 8, 2018
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EA SPORTS

person 1: hey whats up
person 2: EA SPORTS
person 1: wtf is wrong with you
by Sensei woo November 8, 2020
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Timeless esports

A Tier 69 clan lost against SGod B-Team in a tournament 13-9. Timeless esports is led by Dom🦋
#9999 and is dropping the casuals later on. Dom is the IGL for the team mainly for the B team and can sometimes give good callouts depending on the map. Dom said in quote "In order to take this Team to the next level at for the tier 2 stage I will be dropping all of our members and keeping the main team and 6 casuals those 6 casuals will be the best out of the b team." Thus, this clan can move up as Tier 62.

Dom made some accomplishments in his career. He and his team won its first tournament as a champion of Season 1 defeating AK (Arcane Knights). This tournament is called 'Iconic Tournament Season 1'. Won again in a different tournament called 'Xecution Tournament' climbing to the finals and defeating AK again after folding 8-12 in Game 2.
"Ayo Dom, hows Timeless esports?"
"Pretty good cuh"
by qt molly October 26, 2020
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Mystic Esports

Mystic Esports is my way of living
by TheSlasher1234 December 12, 2021
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eSports

They're like real professional, competitive sports, except a lot cooler and better.
Person 1: Hey dude, wanna play some Wii?
Person 2: Sorry bro, I only play competitive eSports
by ArkhamOfficial September 11, 2016
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