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L.S.I.M.H.B.I.W.A.F.E.F.M.T.L.O.L.

"Laugh Silently In My Head Because It Wasn't Actually Funny Enough For Me To Laugh Out Loud"- Other known as what REALLY happens when one of your friends texts, or says "L.O.L"
John- Yeah, i had to walk 37 miles to get home...
Frank-"Lol"
John-"..."
what really happend when Frank heard that was L.S.I.M.H.B.I.W.A.F.E.F.M.T.L.O.L.
by Jake Opp November 10, 2011
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J.E.F

Just everyone's favorite
Hey Kris is j.e.f
by J.e.f June 22, 2015
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If u not pushing p u a bald ass bitch who sucks cum and gets no bitches and eats nigger shit
Pushing a,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,I,j,k,l,m,n,o,q,r,s,t,u,v,w,x,y,z This word is made for bitch ass people example someone says I’m not pushing p there aren’t valid
by Pushing January 19, 2022
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R.u.e.f.s

Rampant Uncontrollable and Extremely Frequent Stiffie

The kind a 15 year old boy gets at cheer leading camp, he just cant help it,
Guy 1: Man i had the R.u.e.f.s so bad in yoga the other day. Those chicks in the tight spandex pants man! Whew, barely got out of there alive.

Guy 2: Yoga? What a homo...
by Josef Mac Ice Master November 28, 2007
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D.E.F.

(noun)
See also davefeldman it will bring you to the right place
by 405Stinky May 4, 2005
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e.f. or f.f?

"C'mon, let's go to bed."

"e.f. or f.f?"

"both."

Alleged to be old Navy slang, meaning, "You wanna get some real food or some tail first?" Occurs in _Time Enough for Love_ by Robert Heinlein. When Dora, "The Adopted Daughter," propositions him, Lazarus asks her "E.F. or F.F.?" She answers, "Both," which is in character for her and also has multiple meanings.
by s%mebody July 9, 2012
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