E-coli

Chipotle made a big mistake.

Chris: Hey, my stomach hurts.
Greg: Did you go to Chipotle?
Chris: Yeah...
Greg: You must have E-coli.

by Musitoca May 8, 2022

e-coddle

To pamper someone using the Internet (i.e., via e-mail or instant messenger)

My mother heard that I broke my leg while in a different time zone (thus disabling her from calling me), so she got online and e-coddled me until I got better.

by Tom-ass November 23, 2006

Sir E'coup

N. A Latvi-an. Usually very fond of delivery personnel or public vehicle musicians and establishes mutual trust and friendship with them. A BFF of Sir Pile Up. An expert judge on bunions.

Sir E'coup shrieks at the sight of bunions and called his BFF exclaiming "Uy puta pare ano yan?!"

by Deckard Cain 2.0 March 1, 2023

e-coochie

The rare and seemingly impossible act of attaining nudes or even sex from a TikTok or e-girl. One who accomplishes such a feat is generally considered a person of legend after the fact.

Bro 1: Dude did you hear about Craig?
Bro 2: Yeah I heard he got some e-coochie last night.
Bro 1: We need to build this nigga Craig a shrine

by jenrhfhfn August 26, 2019

E-cows

When a weeb hangs around cows for long enough cows will turn into E-cows. This is treatable by going on long nature walks and getting them to socialize. Although if they get exposure to anime its almost always to late.

That cringey anime cosplaying kid got too close to my cows and they turned into E-cows.

by Xxjoe_mamaxX October 19, 2021

login(E)i-ready(E)com[e]student[e]dashboard[e]home

Hell: Internet edition.

Person 1: "login(E)i-ready(E)comestudentedashboardehome sucks"
Person 2: "Agreed"
Teacher: "What no it's a platform that you can learn on!!! Its not a platform that causes suicide!!"

by Its not Myapps, its Myassp. May 17, 2022

E-cola

Either a computer virus that spreads via undercoded chicken data or a refreshing Internet cola beverage

My computer's got a bad case of E-cola
or
Would you mind sending me some of your E-cola ? Just send some via Email.

by Frosty August 16, 2003