durfing

Simply put: surfing in a ditch. Usually (unless you live somewhere extremely steep) involves a tow-vehicle. And bailing and getting muddy. Often preceded by the ingestion of copious quantities of alcohol by the towee (not the tower of course)

The rippy started the day by durfing in the neighbour's ditch.

by scaresothers May 1, 2012

durf

When someone expects to fart, but accidentally shits their pants instead.

Kyler accidentally durfed his new jean shorts.

by Yerac January 25, 2007

durf

Piece of skin under ass

Could you please go anal, I do not want to pierce my durf.

by Mike January 12, 2004

durf

Falling on ones ass

That dumbass durfed!

by Anonymous April 16, 2003

durf

the act of being a dirty homeless mofo, on your couchdrummer

I got kicked out of my house man, you mind if I durf it up at your pad?

by Dr. Donkeylipps May 13, 2005

durf

1. An interjection of a disappointed nature

2. In terrible condition

1. Durf, they don't have the right CD.
2. That couch is incredibly durf-ed up.

by D-Mage 05 January 1, 2005

durf

E-dominatrix. A incredibly hot chick how puts assclowns and e-thugs in their place.

I got my ass handed to me by a really hot durf.

by Bebetrix January 2, 2009