DTMS

An acronym that stands for "Don't Touch My Shit*

Brooklyne: DTMS

Sister: Cool story bro

Brooklyne: Wow, you took that from me aswell

Sister: Cool beans

Brooklyne: DTMS

by annoyed-sister March 26, 2011

DTM

Acronym meaning Dead To Me

Andy: Dude you suck, leave me alone!
Danny: DTM
Andy: What?
Danny: You're dead to me.

by DGiz82 January 21, 2011

dtm

Down to masturbate

She's not dtf, but she's definitely dtm!

by henkov123 August 14, 2012

DTMS

Don't Take Me Seriously.

A better way to indicate sarcasm, because the smiley face is lame. :)

Oh, I'm sure that Dick Cheney had nothing but the citizens best interests always in mind. DTMS

by azventus October 30, 2009

DTM

Dick to mouth.

Slang for being screwed over hard, or severally owned. Worse possible case scenario.

Examples:
I took a major DTM from my boss in yesterday's stand up.

Last night's snow storm DTMed our hopes of getting over the pass today.

I'm DTMing everyone in the office football pool.

Let's DTM these bastards.

by Outland January 8, 2009

DTM

"Doing too much."

1. An expression to indicate displeasure at an amount of work.

2. Indicative that someone has done more than is necessary.

(Teacher explaining a large equation on the board, completing it 10 minutes later)
Student 1: That took forever.
Student 2: That's DTM.

by Walc December 11, 2010

DTM

Do the Most.

Gabe: Yo mehz, what are we gonna do tonight?
Mehz: DTM obviously fool.

by the prince of hyphy November 28, 2011