drop the kids off at the pool 

/drɒp ðə kudzu ɒf ət ðə pu l/
phr. v. (slang, humorous, vulgar)

1. To defecate; to go to the toilet for a bowel movement.
2. To engage masturbation, until climax, into a toilet.

Etymology: Figurative and euphemistic expression popularized in late 20th-century American slang. The “kids” metaphorically represent faeces, and the “pool” the toilet bowl. Usage reflects a broader tradition of humorous circumlocutions for defecation. Modern day usage developed into a meaning for self-relief, for either healthy bowel movements or acts of self love.

e.g. "Where is your toilet closet? I need to drop the kids off at the pool!"

drop the kids off at the pool by anonymous August 21, 2025

drop off the cosby kids at the pool 

to have a bowel movement, to take a shit, to take a crap, etc...

"yo i'll be right back i gotta go drop the cosby kids off at the pool"

drop off the cosby kids at the pool by no April 1, 2003

drop the cosby kids off at the pool 

A euphemism for taking a dump. Funny

Yo man, where you goin?
Shit! I gotta drop the cosby kids off at the pool!

drop the cosby kids off at the pool by Koolkid October 16, 2003

drop the Cosby kids off at the pool 

verb.
The act of pooping.

"I gotta go drop the Cosby kids off at the pool"

drop the Cosby kids off at the pool by redrum1278 July 18, 2007

Drop off the Cosby kids at the pool 

the act of crapping

Dude, where's the bathroom. After that pizza and those 40 ouncers I've got to drop off the Cosby kids at the pool.

Drop off the Cosby kids at the pool by Dirk Diggler December 29, 2002

drop off the jackson kids at the pool 

1.) To defecate, take a crap, take a dump, etc.
It may be helpful to note the dark brown color of feces, and a toilets natural resemblance to a pool.

I really have to go to the bathroom!...Im going to drop off the jackson kids at the pool as soon as I get home!

drop off the jackson kids at the pool by Pacificus May 17, 2006

drop the colored kids off at the pool

to defecate in the toilet; also known as taking the browns to the superbowl and making special brownies

I ate a killer meatloaf, then I had to go drop the colored kids off at the pool before I went to class

drop the colored kids off at the pool by EthanEvans08 March 19, 2008