Dr. Phil

A god amongst men.

Karl: Hey did you watch Dr. Phil yesterday?
Carl: Oh yeah I’m all about that ranch.

by dragonbg January 30, 2019

Dr. Phil

Verb. The act of telling an unknowing suspect B*ll5&*t in order to get the unknowing suspect to feel a certain way or believe certain events happened. The B*ll5&*t is usually based loosely on known psychological flaws that occur in the human brain’s way of processing information. This act is usually most successful when used by someone with a Dr. in their name giving that unknowing suspect the false sense of security that they have superior knowledge to others.

"Are you trying to Dr. Phil me? Because what you just said sounds like complete b*ll5&*t."

by jlfosternz April 28, 2009

Dr Phil

Jerry Springer with a PhD (Piled Higher and Deeper).
Dr Phil's "patients" are just a richer white trash than Springer's.

Keep out of this asshole! Who the fuck do you think you are? Dr fucking Phil?

by Mike Mc Donald December 29, 2004

dr. phil

a talking penis with a mustache

the other day my mom was watching dr.phil and i almost sploded in horror

by Jizz monkey at the end of the tunnel November 25, 2004

dr phil

A guy with a doctorates with an ability to pull advice out of his ass

"Please buy my new book,' More Advice puled out of my ass'" -Dr Phil

by cyberfreakct38 January 30, 2009

dr. phil

Fake bald phsycyatristwho got his start off the oprah show. He defends himself by making comments about other people's lives and in severe defense,
makes up weird phrases that no one can understand.

"I don't care how flat you make your pancakes, they got two sides!"
-Dr. Phil

by Danielle October 11, 2003

dr. phil

a fat doctor who yells at fat ppl. he is also Oprah's man hore.

dr. phil"u r fat and stupid" fat person"waaaaa"

by kim January 20, 2004