Dr. Pepper

Sex in a can.

"The Dr. Pepper was so good that when I finished drinking it I had sex with the can."

by Petty Pabloed All Over Himself March 23, 2004

Dr Pepper

the correct spelling of the delicious red soda. right now the advertisments are all about diet dr pepper being delicious. it tastes like bubbley air in my opinion, but im drinking it right now, because who hasnt wanted to drink bubbley air at some point. normal dr pepper is really good and flavorful. 23 flavors, i dont know what it tastes like!

person 1= what are you drinking?
person 2= dr pepper.
person 1= its not in a red can.
person 2= duh, is diet dr pepper.
person 1= can i have some?
person 2= sure.
*person 1 drinks*
person 1= it tastes like fizzy air!?
person 2= duh, that's the point.
*person 1 waits a minute, then runs away with can*
person 2= hey!

BATTLE ROYAL!

by kccc =] June 28, 2007

Dr Pepper

The best soft drink ever! Unlike Coca-Cola or Pepsi, it has a unique taste of 23 different flavors including cherry, vanilla, and of course, the sweet taste of sugar (now with crappy HFCS)! Came before Coca-Cola and Pepsi in 1885, whereas Coca-Cola came in 1886 and Pepsi came out sometime in the 1930s! And it comes from my home state: TEXAS!!!

Go to your local convenience store and try the unique taste of Dr Pepper!

by MetalHead16 November 26, 2010

Dr. Pepper

A drink developed by the Gods for consumption by only those who are most worthy. For the best effects, consume via the rear end.

AWW YEAH CAN'T GET ENOUGH DR. PEPPER

by HandsomeBatman July 30, 2011

Dr. Pepper

A pure soda. This is a soda for soda drinkers

1. It's fizzy

2. It doesn't taste like anything natural

3. It contains more caffeine than 90 % of other sodas

Dr. Pepper... you make the world taste better.

by Chris June 5, 2004

Dr. Pepper

Also known as the prostitute of the soda world, Doctor Pepper is that soda that you know you shouldn't be having, but once you get that little drop on your tounge, you need more and more till its completely empty at the very last drop.

I had some Dr. Pepper today, I knew I should have stuck to Pepsi, but its just do damn good!

by DevilsGrass February 17, 2017

Dr. Pepper

Mr. Pibb's older, more successful cousin.

Have a refeshing glass of Dr. Pepper.

by Stroll August 25, 2004