Downstairs neighbor

One who lives underneath me that is a total pain in my ass. Takes my parking spot, and makes noise that carries upward. See also Butt Slutt.

My downstairs neighbor just took my spot again... that bitch! I wanna strangle her.

by Soozie Joose January 29, 2007

Downstairs pukana

The face you make just before orgasm whilst masturbating; specifically getting caught during said act

That hot german chick was supposed to share the bunk above me until she caught me doing the downstairs pukana. Now she's giving me the evils

by Mcmunter April 9, 2016

Downstairs Milk

cum

Melissa: I’m thirsty.
Carson: You want some downstairs milk?
Melissa: Ew, no!

by NC:NoClass June 9, 2020

Downstairs Handshake

A discreet way to say a handjob. Jerking someone's dick.

My girlfriend gave me the old downstairs handshake while I was driving to pick up her kid from daycare.

by 1ofthewizards July 3, 2021

Downstairs Nose

A slang, yet proper term for ones penis.

Used most often in lighthearted situations.

bro #1" hey bro you gonna hook up with that chick again?"

bro #2 " Na man I blew it. My downstairs nose sneezed too early"

by The criminalz March 30, 2011

downstairs jewellery

Jewellery adorning the sexual organs.

Hey Mindy, was it your belt that set off the airport's metal detector? Nope, it was my downstairs jewellery.

by PP The Monkey April 22, 2011

downstairs dennis

Taking a dump in someone else's pants and then giving them a wedgie

I gave charlie a downstairs dennis

by fapperzapper November 30, 2014