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Doug Rock

"Annoying" rock music that meets the following criteria:

1: "Sensitive" lyrics often depicting self-pity accompanied by crunching guitars.
2: Band members who consider themselves "artists" for commercialized and formulaic material.
3: An obsession with power ballads.

Typical Doug Rock songs begin with a tender acoustic riff to establish a sense of melancholy before the "crashing electric guitar climax" expresses the emotional angst of the song's protagonist. Most songs follow a formula of the subject suffering form a personal or situational shortcoming with redemption dependant on the favor a love interest or the subject's renewed faith.
Guy 1: Did you hear that Nickleback song?
Guy 2: No, I avoid Doug Rock whenever possible.
by B. A. Ditude January 12, 2009
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doug stanhope

Stand up comedian often compared to the late, great Bill Hicks. Stanhope differs in a number of ways however.

Stunningly, he is actually MORE shocking than Hicks, with arguably a less-political message. This doesn't do the man justice however. He has an incredibly active mind, and superb delivery as well as being incredibly funny.

Less insightful than Hicks perhaps, but if anything, he is funnier.

Also a one time presenter of the Man Show with Joe Rogan which Stanhope himself openly describes as being solely for 'shameless financial gain'.

Also due to run for president of the United States as the candidate for the Libertarian party in 2008.
"They shouldn't be able to teach religion until you're 18 years old and you know what? It'd be a whole different world because if they weren't pushing that shit into your head while it was still soft you'd never buy it"

"If you really believe death leads to eternal bliss then why are you wearing a seatbelt?"

-doug stanhope
by Wilkov November 22, 2006
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Doug Price

Doug Price, is a term people use to describe a peer as an extremely powerful individual.
And also to make a mockery of people who tell fake stories about recent amazing feats they had accomplished, as to which there were no witnesses, evidence, or proof.
Commonly referred to as Bullshit.

This term is derived from an urban legend originating in North-West England.

Doug Price is a man possessing great power and wealth, and is commonly referred to as the owner of the world, and everything in it.
Many tales have been told, describing his astonishing feats of bravery, strength, tougness, charisma and intellect.
Such as building a golden Apache with one hand, or crafting a working replica of a lightsaber, out of a radiator.
Also taking on 20 martial artists at once with just one punch.
And the most famous tale of them all, Driving around the world in his custom Bugatti Veyron, commonly referred to as the "Dougatti Steron"

Of course this is just urban legend, and is where the term comes from.
Boy 1 - "Lad, lastnight, i went out drinking, and i met up with big ste with the golden tooth, and we battered 10 Gypsys then bailed in our Dougatti"

Boy 2 - "Yeah right, who do you think you are, Doug Price?!"
by bigste December 7, 2010
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Doug E. Fresh

The first human beat box. If you don't roll with the Fresh then what the hell do you roll with? Performed with Slick Rick
R: Excuse me Doug E Fresh...
D: Yes!
R: Have you ever seen a show with fellas on the mic
with one minute rhymes that don't come out right
They bite
D: They never write
R: That's not polite. Am I lyin'?
D: No, you're quite right
by The Masta Teacha December 20, 2004
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Doug-up

{dug up}
-verb (used with object), Dougged, Dougging.
to have one's own story shown as inferior to, or at least irrelevant compared to a similar (or dissimilar as the case may be) story told by Doug Barnett about himself or one of his acquaintances; similar to the term "one-up" in use, albeit more specific
I thought I had him with that last story, but he always finds a way to Doug-up me.
by The Fall Guy July 15, 2010
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Doug Job

the act of giving or receiving sexual favors, including oral pleasure, while on a school trip or function
Dude, he totally got a Doug Job (DJ) on the bus ride back from the school trip to the zoo!
by spelfice101 June 15, 2011
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FPS Doug

FPS Doug is a character on the internet TV show Pure Pwnage which can be found at www.purepwnage.com. Doug plays mainly FPS (First Person Shooter) games such as Counter Strike and Call of Duty 2. Doug is well known for the "Boom Headshot" video he stared in.
FPS Doug plays FPS games.
by Ripper Skillz August 31, 2008
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