donuthead

The equivalent of a crackhead, but with donuts.

Two dozen donuts later, she came back from her break in a donuthead stupor, entirely unaware of how obvious it was to her workmates.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 10, 2019

Hot Donut

A hot donut occurs when you engage in anal sex with a person who has herpes.

Guy 1: Yo man, I need help! I banged this chick in the ass last weekend, and now I have a dick zit! It burns when I pee! What do I do?!

Guy 2: Uh oh. I'm sorry, man, but it sounds like you've ordered up a hot donut. You'd better call for a Valtrex prescription from Dr. Poindexter.

Guy 1: OH NO, DUDE!!!

by BigDeff June 25, 2012

donuts and whiskey

Sarcastic response to a query as to acceptable payment for a job.

"Are you kidding? I'd do that for donuts and whiskey."

by JormanThoad March 10, 2017

Donut Mile

A mile run attempted after eating a full box of donuts. The mile is considered successful if the runner does not throw up.

We all ran a donut mile but only Mark was able to finish.

by Daniszeman May 20, 2009

Can a Bitch get a donut ?

A very important question asked by the biggest bitch in town, Kevin Roberts

I'm Kevin Roberts and I have a very important question. "Can a Bitch get a donut ?"

by Frankie Fonzanoon September 4, 2016

Delaware Donut

A frozen Breakfast sandwich that they would just throw it in the microwave and in like two minutes you would have your breakfast.

Hey Braddock are you gonna get a “Delaware Donut?” If so tell Furby to make me one too!!

by Staydown2722 September 10, 2020

Donutting

Donutting is when you punch someone so hard in the stomach that your hand makes a whole in that person

Joseph:Has anyone seen DIO? He was supposed to be here 10 minutes ago
Polnareff: Last time I saw him he was donutting Kakyoin
Joseph: HE WHAT!?!

by YeetMaster420/69 April 1, 2020