Absolutely dogwater

when you suck at the game that bad instead your (dogwater) YOUR ABSOLUTELY DOGWATER YOU WERE 10-0 KID

DUDE YOUR ABSOLUTELY DOGWATER IM LEAVING COME ON GUYS LETS GO!

by Beau Julius MN May 13, 2021

Dogwater

When someone is so bad at fortnite they rage quit and smash there console.

My friend was so dogwater at fortnite.

by Astro M December 23, 2020

dogwater

Term for tap water ordered in a restaurant in lieu of bottled water. Common usage in Europe.

Those cheap bastards at table 6 want dogwater with their dinner.

by Russga January 6, 2008

dogwater

it means cute + hydrated trust me bro im trying to get thigh pics from this egirl i like

she's dogwater, i want to sex!!

by imfinn March 13, 2021

Dr dogwaters

Dr stowaters friend of Dr stowaters

Dr dogwaters is dogwater

by dr dogwaters69 February 4, 2022

dogwater

The act of talking absolute, complete and utter shite (usually under the influence of alcohol)

Listen to Chris - he's talking dogwater *again*...

by John November 25, 2003

dogwater

A tasty drink that inspires stupidity.

Bartender! - another pint of draught dogwater please...

by Uncle Monty December 11, 2003