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Mum don’t love me

Mum: I don’t love you anymore
Me: oh my mum don’t love me anymore cos i was an accident
by Haze_X12 May 11, 2022
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don’t slap me, Will!!!

Said in response to a slight, slam, or burn.
She: Calling you stupid is insulting to stupid people.

He: Don’t slap me, Will!!!
by Woofmutt March 29, 2022
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Don’t Slap on Me (It, Them)

Don’t hate on me, it, them. A common term.
Hey man, you look like shit.”
“Bro, Don’t Slap on Me (It, them).”
by boobiesbopper September 18, 2023
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Don’t blow me

When someone is about to make you spazz
Her: Yo dick small
Me: Cuh don’t blow me
by The0fficial_.pj January 30, 2023
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You don’t hear me preaching on a Sunday

When you tell someone that something is a bad idea, they don’t believe you, and still do it anyways. The equivalent of “I told you so.”
Me: “We probably shouldn’t do anal.”
Us: *do anal
Wife: “Great, there’s shit on the comforter.”
Me: “Yeah, I knew this would happen, but you don’t hear me preaching on a Sunday.”
by The Griddler1 January 8, 2025
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Don’t Get Me Wrong

Don't get me wrong
If I'm looking kind of dazzled
I see neon lights
Whenever you walk by
Don't get me wrong
If you say hello and I take a ride
Upon a sea where the mystic moon
Is playing havoc with the tide
Don't get me wrong
Don't get me wrong
If I'm acting so distracted
I'm thinking about the fireworks
That go off when you smile
Don’t Get Me Wrong
If I split like light refracted
I'm only off to wander
Across a moonlit mile
Once in a while two people meet
Seemingly for no reason
They just pass on the street
Suddenly, thunder showers everywhere
Who can explain the thunder and rain
But there's something in the air
Don't get me wrong
If I come and go like fashion
I might be great tomorrow
But hopeless yesterday
Don't get me wrong
If I fall in the mode of fashion
It might be unbelievable
But let's not say so long
It might just be fantastic
Don't get me wrong
by Death Menace May 12, 2023
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Don’t @ me

The ultimate snowflake comment. For those that wanna throw their opinion out there for all to listen and shut up, who are too lazy/weak/afraid to have meaningful discourse or potentially have their views questioned or shut down.
blah blah blah, don’t @ me” {aka no rebuttals allowed} *eyeroll*
by jess86 May 3, 2021
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