Homecoming

dance that the freshmen and sophomores go to to have "fun" but really look gey, may be accompanied with a date, making you a non loser unlike me. you may eat green chips and die of food poisoning, usually cots 10-15 dollars to dance to crappy music and wish you weren't a loser who couldent find a date.

im such a loser i cant even get a date to homecoming

by Smogersnots October 15, 2004

Homecoming Day

A day after the end of time when all souls are reunited in truth. Archaic Dianetics and Scientology terminology. Eskaton.

Homecoming day is predicted by the Mayans and Nostradamos to be in 2012.

by Old Salt November 10, 2007

Homecomingcall

when dates hook up after homecoming

hey, i cant go to the party, i have homecomingcall with my new girl.

by rowzieee November 5, 2010

Homecoming hammed

not, knowing how, to, use commas, properly, usually the result of drinking starting in middle, school, non,stop through hi,gh,scho,ol.

Most public re-education centers encourage Homecoming hammed as there is no educating happening only obedience training and progressive brainwashing of communist core (mislabeled commoncore).

by drunkiness May 26, 2013

homecoming sex

When you have sex the night of homecoming and its kinky as shit

Alex: don't get hoco date if you don't wanna lose your virginity during the homecoming sex

Andrew: oh shit waddup I'm dtf

by Scusemebubby111 September 16, 2017

Sandy homecoming

When a girl has crabs and puts sand into her vaginal canal to make her crabs feel at home

Bitch gave herself a sandy homecoming

by heimen wrecker June 2, 2014

homecominged

Getting absolutely, totally, completely annihilated during homecoming festivities. A whole helluva lot of alcohol and/or drugs are most certainly involved. This can (and very often) result in one or more of the following:

Memory Loss
Dizziness/Loss of balance
Waking up in a random location
Random cuts, bruises
Ending up getting intimate with a complete stranger (or two)
Vomiting
Making a fool of yourself and ending up on Youtube/Facebook/etc for all of eternity

One might say "oh so you just got fucked up then?" No. Getting "homecominged" is "fucked up" multiplied by about a billion.

"I woke up in the middle of Aberdeen wearing nothing but fuzzy slippers and an inner tube. Apparently I've got lipstick on, and I'm a guy. My ass got homecominged."

by Mr. Capo November 3, 2014