CDS A discrete and mysterious framework of assigning and delivering cats to unsuspecting persons. Functions on unknown parameters; furthers unknown wills. It's workings are usually perceived as random or lucky events.
there is reason to suspect that this is in fact a deliberate scheme devised by a global network of feline intelligentsia as a means to facilitate the gradual subversion of the human race
there is reason to suspect that this is in fact a deliberate scheme devised by a global network of feline intelligentsia as a means to facilitate the gradual subversion of the human race
Guy: my buddy and his wife has a cat now, he says it came to them randomly as they were saying their vows at their wedding. He has only God to thank for that one!
Guy2: Heck, that's awesome. But it wasn't God. It was the Cat Distribution System.
Guy2: Heck, that's awesome. But it wasn't God. It was the Cat Distribution System.
by gnosticgnome March 16, 2024
Get the Cat Distribution Systemmug. I’m just making up a definition to send to someone and prove a point. Get fucked random internet people
by Enderman May 17, 2019
Get the Distributive propertymug. A complete fuckin asshole who drives any new (2015-present) cars. Unarguably the most aggressive drivers on the highway. Most commonly Honda, BMW, Audi, Toyota etc who will chase you down the road, ride your ass for several miles, break check you, and cut your ass off even if you have done nothing. Most commonly in Los Angeles CA and worst of all Phoenix AZ. They are the main cause for most accidents especially if drunk, baked, or tweaked out. Total dickheads.
Good Driver: omg get the fuck off my ass dude *flips bird* and yells YOU FATHERFUCKING INTERSTATE SHIT DISTRIBUTER!!!!!
Interstate shit distributer aggressively around him and either makes a face or swears at him Then gets in front of him and slams the breaks.
Driver 2: YOU ARE ON VIDEO ASSHOLE!!!!
Interstate shit distributer aggressively around him and either makes a face or swears at him Then gets in front of him and slams the breaks.
Driver 2: YOU ARE ON VIDEO ASSHOLE!!!!
by Jpizzle2110 August 1, 2020
Get the Interstate shit distributermug. Torque distribution refers to how the engine's power is divided and delivered to the wheels of a vehicle. In simple terms, it's about which wheels get how much "twisting force." This is crucial for things like traction, handling, and fuel efficiency. For example, in a rear-wheel drive car, most of the engine's power goes to the rear wheels, giving it better acceleration. All-wheel drive systems distribute power to all four wheels, improving traction in slippery conditions. Advanced systems can even adjust the power distribution in real-time based on driving conditions, further enhancing performance and safety.
The vehicle's advanced torque distribution system constantly adjusted power delivery to each wheel, optimizing traction and handling in various driving conditions.
by The Counterintuitive Words January 20, 2025
Get the Torque Distributionmug. mathematical algorithm that that creature that you hate, the annoying fly, uses as a flying pattern. unbelievable!
seems like a useful evasive manoeuvre.
seems like a useful evasive manoeuvre.
by wokeup2this July 10, 2022
Get the Levy's Distributionmug. Carly has a high level of social capital distribution because she is related to Instagram's top Influencer and dates a backup dancer for Beyoncé
by livejoyful August 6, 2018
Get the Social Capital Distributionmug. A nickname for the phenomenon of cats commonly entering the lives of their owners in unexpected or mysterious ways, as if a higher power is “distributing cats” among the populous.
There was a cute tabby under my front porch yesterday and I decided to adopt her! I guess the cat distribution system picked me.
by Sacyrus December 15, 2023
Get the Cat Distribution Systemmug.