When one acts extremely difficult, objectionable, or unpleasant. A modern substitute for the word Bitch. Dirking can be used to explain ones actions when they complain, behave immaturely, or whine.
if your girlfriend is complaining that the two of you "never see any girly movies anymore." you can tell her to "stop Dirking."
by smoothie from clutchfans November 7, 2007
by J.Po November 29, 2006
To be utterly and totally owned by someone who is obscenely massive and uncoordinated looking. Comes from the German NBA player and current NBA champion as of 2011 Dirk Nowitzki.
by NBAfan69 December 13, 2011
1. Going to a work or school cafeteria to drink free coffee instead of working
2. Drinking coffee from a machine marked 'staff only' when you are obviously not staff.
2. Drinking coffee from a machine marked 'staff only' when you are obviously not staff.
Gary: Hey Andy, shall we go dirking during this next budget presentation?
Andy: Why not? They'll never believe we don't work here.
Andy: Why not? They'll never believe we don't work here.
by Gareth Hall April 18, 2008
That cool gay motherfucker with triangular sunglasses. just hella gay. Also is dave's bro.
In the comic "Homestuck" by andrew motherfucking hussie
In the comic "Homestuck" by andrew motherfucking hussie
by Fucktard Penisface July 10, 2018
used as a term of dissent when faced with an agrivating problem or person. Derives from the words jerk and dick
by Telha April 12, 2007
a waste of space who will use your friendship to a personal gain, who then proceeds to talk about you to everyone and blocks you on social media.
by Mr Dirk Himself June 7, 2017