dire camel

A girl with an incredibly extreme case of camel toe, during which the tightness of the crotchal region of her pants is so intense that it somehow forms two separate folds, causing the appearance of a camel's hoof with three toes.

(Jess notices a girl with the aforementioned characteristics)
Jess: OMG LOOK AT THAT DIRE CAMEL!
Robert: DIRE CAAMEELL!!
(Does the Dire camel dance)

by ro13ert November 9, 2008

Dire Straits

"To Dire Strait someone"

Getting rid of dates gone boring or irritating 'friends' by playing air guitar on minute long solos from overrated songs like 'Romeo and Juliet' or 'Telegraph Road'.

"She was going on and on about her mother so in the end I had to Dire Strait her..."

"I simply used the Dire Straits Method and away he was..."

by Geoff Wode April 20, 2006

Dire Straits

A homophobic band that uses the word 'faggot' to demean gay people.

Dire Straits are a homophobic bunch of rednecks.

by sensitive liberal December 30, 2005

were dire bitch wife

A person of either gender who is exceptionally tall, angry, and controlling.
The person needn't be female, though this trait is most common in people of the double-x chromasome persuasion.

Patty: You know, girlfriends who don't let you go to opening week at Gabby's grow up to be were dire bitch wives...
Jordan: Yeah, dude.

A: Wow...Vee-dub is going to be such a were dire bitch wife if she ever gets married. Damn-sauce...
B: Oh my gosh, I know...

by The Adrians April 5, 2008

dog poop pee uh oh *dire h as*

fart

Person 1: "dog poop pee uh oh *dire h as*"
Person 2: "fart"

by ditooooooooooooos April 4, 2022

Dire rear

Noun/phrase. A traumatising bowel movement often characterised by a watery stool consistency and difficulty or discomfort in execution. Alternate spelling of 'diarrhoea'.

"I've got a dire rear today; I was in the toilet for an hour and a half"

by Aconymous June 10, 2023

dire

something insanely good, cool, impressive, etc: a synonym for fire

friend 1: plays cool song on guitar
friend 2: damn that’s dire bro how did you get so good

by raee_of_sunshine April 19, 2025