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After Dinner Speech

A term given to a long and deliberate expulsion of gas from the anus after a meal, mainly a roast rich in veg, such as Christmas dinner etc, usually performed when in the company of others.
Example 1
Ted-Hey guy’s if you would like to raise your glasses, I have an after dinner speech to make.

Example 2
Wendy-We all had a lovely meal last night and then we all thought Ted was going to make a fitting after dinner speech when he stood up…But he just farted.
by KEJIAN March 2, 2009
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Turkey Dinner Shot

Pour 1 Part Wild Turkey Bourbon &
1 Part Cranberry Juice into a Shot Glass. Cheers with Friends on Thanksgiving!
Happy Thanksgiving now intead of eating lets just drink our dinner by taking a Turkey Dinner Shot! Drink it up!
by Brena Idol December 15, 2008
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dinner sandwich

to get 2 (or more) slices of bread, and then place contents of your dinner or breakfast into the slices.
making dinner quicker and tastier
kid 1 : yo man wat ya doin?

kid 2 : im makin a dinner sandwich bitch!

kid 1 : im gona get on that train
by 5cr3amo February 6, 2009
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dinner stick

N. A turd.
Bob crapped out a massive dinner stick that clogged the toilet.
by dieselpunker April 16, 2009
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diner's club

The 95-year-old tried to pay for his denture paste with a diner's club.
by Armitando August 6, 2007
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Dinner Sweats

When you hold in a poop at the dinner table so long that you start to sweat.
I was trying to be polite but was nerve racked by the dreaded Dinner Sweats.
by DrDinnerSweat March 6, 2013
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ADS (After Dinner Shit)

The after dinner shit or more commonly known as the ADS is a release of shit, after a long and filling dinner. Most commonly taken after Indian, Mexican or Pasta. The time frame for the ADS can vary dramatically, due to the particular size and density of the dish consumed.
Frank, Stefan, Luis, Andrew and darcy had finished eating curry. No wonder he took that epic After Dinner Shit ADS (After Dinner Shit) straight after. My toilet won't ever be the same...
by Luis, Frank, Stefan ,Andrew, January 26, 2009
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