Dickophobia

The fear of dicks, often brought on by negative interaction with male genitalia or trauma.

Dude, get your thing away from my face, I've got dickophobia!

by Boluptuous June 9, 2009

Dickolodeon

Slang word for the new nickolodeon which sucks balls

Hey man guess what?
What?
They just passed shitty iCarly on Dickolodeon
Oh that's fucking bad!.

by latino14 August 1, 2010

Dankologist

A person in an imaginary field of study pertaining to marijuana. If someone is knowledable about marijuana, or Dankology, that person would be a Dankologist.

Your friend gets the best bud, he is a dankologist.

by The Consummate Gentleman September 16, 2009

dickol

A swarthy young lad whose lame attempts to score some poon are fantastically futile. He will try to grasp any woman with sounds of sweet nothings and promises of Italian food via Facebook message.

GIRL ONE: You see that guy over yonder?
swarthy lad saunters past

GIRL TWO:
The one with the chin?

GIRL ONE:
Yeah. He asked me out. Over Facebook.

GIRL TWO:
Ugh. He is such a Dickol.

by prettyprincessssssssssss May 12, 2010

Dickolio

1. When your dick or balls have polio is defined as Dickolio. They become completely worthless.

2. A term coined by Demetri Martin and John Benjamin.

3. A limp dick.

Man Whore, "Last night I saw this chicks slut bagel and I was immediately stricken with Dickolio."

Mark Hoppus, "I saw your boobs, and my wiener ran away."

by Nick2401 June 22, 2011

diekolola

A Darling who is ready to give anything up for anybody. He/ She is a sweet adviser and has a father or mother figure based on the gender.

I love diekolola

by Mikum February 5, 2020

Fucko mc dicko

When you don't remember what a guys name is fucko mc dicko is the best way to describe them

Oh how long was fucko mc dicko working for ya?

by Fucko mc dicko February 21, 2019