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My Dick Off

A superlative that is meant to express the highest form of something, to be so excessively "verb" that your penis is actually, or has the potential of, metaphorically falling off. Not meant to actually mean that your penis is detached from one's body. Can be used by both male and female parties.
Thought to be another form of "my ass off" as in "laughing my ass off."
Example 1:
John: "Ey, I haven't slept for three days, I'm sleepy"
Robert: "I haven't slept for five days, I'm really sleepy!"
Patrick: "I haven't slept for a month, I'm sleepy my dick off!"

Example 2:
Michael: "Dude, could you pick me up a free water?"
David: "Why don't you pick one up yourself at the concession stand?"
Michael: "Because I'm thirsty my dick off, but I'm also 'not wanting to pay 5 dollars for a water' my dick off"

Example 3:
Paul: "Damn, check out that girl over there, she's so fine"
Richard: "Hell yeah, she's sexy my dick off"
by TheSnowman1 October 15, 2010
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Rip yer dick off

A "fuck you!" sort of exclamation.
Usually uttered at someone regardless of their gender, in extreme frustration or anger.
Typically accompanied by a double flip of the bird.
Dorian: So yeah, I think we should break up. I met this SUPER hot girl at Sebastion's party last night. We totally made out.

Helen: WHAT? You bastard! Rip yer dick off!!
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July: They signed me up to take weights this year and I'm really not athletic. Is there any way I can transfer out of it?

Mrs. Svenksbottom: No. All the other classes are filled up.

July: Noooo! Rip yer dick off!!!!!
by Patricia Brare January 21, 2009
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cut my dick off

to break someone's heart but not be romantically afflicted with said person
"He broke my heart but you cut my dick off!"
by 10keys October 27, 2020
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shut that dick off

The common angered response by someone who had their cell phone background changed to a picture of a penis or a dildo.
Eww Danny, who did that? Shut that dick off!
by Joey_Commander March 28, 2009
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chomp dick off

Person 1: hey there

Person 2: heyy *chomp dick off*
by Gaedicks69baeby May 22, 2019
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Fucked my dick off

After sexual intercourse, you realize it was so good that you can no longer feel your penis
"Bro, we smashed so hard last night she basically fucked my dick off"
by Rogaaas September 18, 2015
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National Cut a pedos dick off day

Cut a pedos dick off if they mess with your loved one
(Also the world needs to change this world is basically infested by pedos)
Person 1 : Sis i just got harrased by a man :(
Person 2 : Its ok Ill cut his dick off its National cut a pedos dick off day!
by Angel a random female April 1, 2021
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