Dick Bagger

The relationship between David Bowie & Mick Jagger. Also the best ship name ever

Dick Bagger is real, just watch the Dancing in The Street music video

by the beetles July 31, 2016

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dick-bagel

Where a bagel gets put on the end of a mans penis and a girl eats the bagel

Omg David can I give you a dick-bagel baby

Omg Timmy you got dick-bageled?!

by Fannyflutter89 February 23, 2018

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dick bagger

Greatest ship EVER, David Bowie+Mick Jagger. And it is/was REAL.

1: Hey have you heard Dancing in the street?
2: Yes, I ship Dick Bagger ever since
1: Me too, did you know it was confirmed by bowie's ex-wife, she found them post-coitus and just offered them coffee.
2: SO COOL!

by dickbaggershipperandprostitute March 16, 2016

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dick baguette

A French man that is a complete dick

Dude, Francis is a total dick baguette.

by The Almighty Cornholio December 9, 2013

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Dick bagging

A fighting move that consists of removing the male genitalia using only the zipper on his pant. Once removed the dick will still be in the underwear of the opponent and because of the zipper it is now in its own little bag closed off from the rest of the body. There is also partial dick bagging which is the same but not all of the target was removed more like only the sack or head.

You wanna go bro?!
Don't even try I’ve been taught in the art of dick bagging
Oh shit! I’ve done fuckled myself now. Holy shit my penis!

by Ahent June 2, 2019

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Dick Bagel

1. Having ones penis inserted into a bagel.

2. An insult directed at a bagel.

1: -Roomate walks in-
Roomate: Awww dude what the fuck?
Dickbagel: Oh, uh, sorry bro
Roomate: Aww man, pick that dick bagel up bro

2. Man, this bagel tastes like ass, what a dick bagel.

by XxxBroxxX January 22, 2010

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