Diabetes Combo

The combination of purchasing and consuming two grossly sugary items at a movie theater. This can include a sugary snack such a sour patch, coupled with a large soda or slushee. This is generally followed by an extensive sleeping/shitting session.

Person 1: Dude, Roth just got a Diabetes Combo
Person 2: I know man, he missed the entire second half of Jackass

by thunderjugggs October 23, 2010

Diabetes Swag

The swagger that comes from having the genetic condition of diabetes. Comes with epic finger-pricking abilities and fanny pack swag.

*Boy walks by with fanny pack*
Girl: DAMN! Look at the diabetes swag on that mofo!

by needlelife September 11, 2013

Contagious diabetes

I specialize in diabetes and people ask "Is type 3 diabetes contagious?" And yes it is very contagious I would recommend that you get a shot to prevent getting type 3 at your local hospital or clinic now

You need to get a shot to prevent contagious diabetes.

by Ryk ifier May 30, 2019

type 4 diabetes

Type 4 Diabetes: when you read a hentai so sweet it gives you diabetes

Weeb 1: hey man what did you think of that sauce I sent you?
Weeb 2: dude that shit was so sweet it gave me type 4 diabetes.

by Ergfty March 27, 2020

Diarretard

A person or individual who's intelligence ranks them beneath one who is retarded.

Person 1: "Man, Jenny is so hot, but she is so incredibly stupid. I wonder how she remembers to breathe. She is a diarretard"

Person 2: "Yes she is. Please pass me the meth."

Adj: Diarretarded

by Chin Killa January 13, 2011

Diarreeces

The act of spreading ones nutty diarrhea evenly in empty Reece's cup wrappers then freezing them and serving them at parties.

I fucking hate everybody I work with so I brought a tray of diarreeces and left them in the break room

by Shugarshayne July 17, 2016

Type 10 Diabetes

When you eat Chocolate Oreo Shake - Large from Baskin-Robbins

Dman: Hey i would like one Chocolate Oreo Shake - Large please and thank you.

Worker: Ok but you will probably get Type 10 diabetes

Dman: Oh thats ok i already have it

by KingBigPP September 21, 2020