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Diabetes Combo 

The combination of purchasing and consuming two grossly sugary items at a movie theater. This can include a sugary snack such a sour patch, coupled with a large soda or slushee. This is generally followed by an extensive sleeping/shitting session.
Person 1: Dude, Roth just got a Diabetes Combo
Person 2: I know man, he missed the entire second half of Jackass
Diabetes Combo by thunderjugggs October 23, 2010
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Diabetes Swag 

The swagger that comes from having the genetic condition of diabetes. Comes with epic finger-pricking abilities and fanny pack swag.
*Boy walks by with fanny pack*
Girl: DAMN! Look at the diabetes swag on that mofo!
Diabetes Swag by needlelife September 11, 2013

Contagious diabetes 

I specialize in diabetes and people ask "Is type 3 diabetes contagious?" And yes it is very contagious I would recommend that you get a shot to prevent getting type 3 at your local hospital or clinic now
You need to get a shot to prevent contagious diabetes.

type 4 diabetes

Type 4 Diabetes: when you read a hentai so sweet it gives you diabetes
Weeb 1: hey man what did you think of that sauce I sent you?
Weeb 2: dude that shit was so sweet it gave me type 4 diabetes.
type 4 diabetes by Ergfty March 27, 2020

Type 10 Diabetes 

When you eat Chocolate Oreo Shake - Large from Baskin-Robbins
Dman: Hey i would like one Chocolate Oreo Shake - Large please and thank you.

Worker: Ok but you will probably get Type 10 diabetes

Dman: Oh thats ok i already have it
Type 10 Diabetes by KingBigPP September 21, 2020

Diabetes 

Just because you have Diabetes doesn't always mean you are fat and dont require insulin. You can be pencle thin and still require insulin. It depends on your body and how it uses the insulin it makes or receives.
I have Diabetes and I'm 5 foot and 100 lbs and require 400 units a day of Humalog insulin because I'm insulin resistant.
Diabetes by KRYSANN October 18, 2006

diabetes 

A pain in the ass! it causes nasty scar tissue. you have to take shots(i take 5 a day) and prick your finger with a smaller needle(4 times a day for me). It causes pain and suffering. and to some little kid that thinks it rocks... you are a sick SOB. You need mental help.
I've had diabetes since I was 1 1/2 and now I'm 15.(this is true)
diabetes by crizlerr1 May 6, 2008