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derpressed

Being depressed over something stupid/silly or for a seemingly stupid/silly reason.
derpressed kid: "im depressed because my mom wont buy me black ops."

depressed kid: "what? i think your derpressed dude because thats no reason to be depressed. i'm depressed because my mom ran over my dog!"
by chaosweapon1 March 29, 2011
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Depressed

A feeling of being not worthy of life, feeling unhappy but not knowing why, a feeling at the pit of your stomache.
I feel so empty, ugly and agressive, I hate myself, sometimes I want to die, sometimes I just don't want to exist. No one understands me, I feel like no one really cares, that frustrates me, I am so depressed,why can no one understand.

Constantly I have to compensate by spending excessively, buying lovely clothes in the hope that they will make me feel like a beautiful person, not an ugly worthless piece of crap.

Everything annoys me, the mess of my house, my house feels empty so I have to buy things to compensate. What am I compensating for? Love? Happieness? I had love once and lost it too. I wasn't happy when I had it, wasn't happy when I lost it. What will make me feel complete?

It's not not having someone that makes you lonely and it is hard to explain what lonely is. Nothing seems to help, life seems pointless. I can't relax, when I do, I start to think, dark scarey thoughts, horrible thoughts of anger, hate, emptieness.

Depression is hard, however you can survive. You have to talk to someone, doctors can help. Having a sympathetic ear helps, not someone that tells you why you feel the way you feel but someone that just listens. Writing a journal helps too, this gets the thoughts out of your mind, just like talking to someone.

Life is hard but we all have, we just have to survice, keep fighting, it's not worthless.
by Bethie B June 9, 2008
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depressed day

Depressed day: April 24 , be as depressed as you want
Girl 1: what's wrong you look sad
Girl 2: Yea it's Depressed day
by Bobby the bob April 16, 2019
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Depressed tiktok kid

A kid on tiktok who says they're "depressed" by showing people that they listen to "depressing music" and black stuff
'depressed tiktok kid' : BLACK SHIRT, BLACK CLOTHES, BLACK WATCH, BLACK TV, BLACK CONTROLLER, BLACK PHONE, BLACK MOUSE, BLACK MOUSE PAD
by Y33TRS0N February 8, 2021
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emo depressed detective

emo depressed detective is also known as Shuichi Saihara from Danganronpa:V3 Killing Harmony
by danganronpa_despair September 17, 2021
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Dempressed

Pretending to be depressed with the goal of receiving attention, validation and sympathy from others.
1: George seems so down recently.
2: Don't buy into it they're just being dempressed.
by timmothymackarel January 8, 2022
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Whitney dressed as Britney

A modern take on the, "Mutton dressed as Lamb" phenomenon, whereby women old enough to be your mother, dress as though they were young enough to be your little sister.
Lad A: What do you reckon of her at the bar mate?

Lad B: Whitney dressed as Britney mate, saw her smoking outside. Old enough to be your mother.

Lad A: Yeah, it's pretty dark in here.
by CynicalDan April 16, 2010
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