democracy

Tyranny by morons.

Moron: I love democracy!
Intellectual: So, you like a form of government where retards have the final say?
Moron: Damn straight!

by Vestros August 15, 2014

democracy

A form of government that works, but not well.

Democracy relies on the public. The public is stupid.

by Anonymous October 21, 2003

democracy

A tyranny of the Majority over the Minority. The opposite of true liberty.

Democracy is 51% of the people voting to oppress the other 49%.

by Jimmy F. March 28, 2007

democracy

A form of government which America has never been in. In a democracy we would vote and popular vote would decide our president.

In our form of governemnt, a republic, we elect representatives which then get to vote with "our interests at heart".,

America is not a democracy you dumb fucks, it's a Republic.

by Elitist January 18, 2004

democracy

Somthing one country does to another when it wants something.

America needed some stable oil reserves so it brought democracy to Iraq.

by GuestBob May 13, 2005

democracy

The notion that millions who cannot order their own lives properly are somehow still at least minimally qualified to participate in the ordering of the lives of millions.

Often heard in a democracy: "Hey, where are we going? And what's with this handbasket?"

by Ambrose October 2, 2005

democracy

a term politicians may use in the event of an emergency.

reporter: "President bush why are americans going to war - oh I beg your pardon -I meant pre-emptive strike- with iraq if a 87% majority of american citizens do not condone the act?

bush: ..uh...um...democracy! yo mama! thats right, you heard me. democracy biatch.

by chris wango December 28, 2005