Deja Poo

The experience of thinking you have had the same poop, on a previous occasion.

Dave: So after eating all that Jeff's Pizza for two days in a row, I totally experienced Deja Poo
Dan: That sucks
Dave: Could have been worse, I at least had an initial clean wipe.

by Dave Kaminski, Dan Flores December 16, 2008

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When you are so drunk that you're very well into a blackout state and you make it home to take a massive poop on the toilet. The poop drains so much energy out of you that you pass out on the toilet before flushing. When you wake up in the morning you see the poop, but can't actually remember ever taking one and are still able to recognize it as your own.

Bro 1: "What happened to you last night? You were so hammered."

Bro 2: "I have no idea! All I know is that I woke up to a deja poo this morning that smelled terrible!"

by Dasterdly Drunk June 26, 2012

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When you think you're done with your morning shat, but you have to go back for more.

Jane: Weren't you just in that bathroom??
Dick: I've got a case of DEJA POO!

by TheNamesLisa June 24, 2008

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The erie feeling one has eaten the same bad burrito and had the same bad reaction before.

Dude, what's wrong?
Yo, that burrito done laid me to the bone.

Man, it made you sick last time, you spent all night in the bathroom.

Damn, I gotta stop eatin that junk. I got deja poo.

by cloverhays September 3, 2009

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