defecake

The act of breaking up with your significant other through the offering of poo cake. Essentially, the slighted party bakes an extravagant cake for their partner, takes a dump on top and then leaves it for them as a gift. Often, a goodbye message such as, "Piss off, asshole", will be written in red icing as well.

Bill: "Hey Brad, did you break up with Suzie after you caught her cheating on you?"

Brad: "Yes. I left her a lovely defecake on her dorm room table earlier today. Hope the whore and her roommates enjoy it."

Bill: "Nice."

by sillyrabbit2011 March 19, 2011

defecatorade

1. (n) Any beverage consumed while amidst on the toilet releasing a defecation.

2. (n) electrolyte-abundant drinks one consumes to keep hydrated while suffering from diarrhea or any other fluid-draining illness

1) "Hey broski, could ya roll me an Arnold Palmer? I'm gonna be in here for awhile and could use a refreshing defecatorade."

2) "Mom, when you stop at the store could you pick up some Mountain Berry Blast? I've got a nasty case of shiss and need some defecatorade to stay hydrated.

by TinyT37 November 4, 2012

Defeeted

When someone is proven to have less sexy feet than someone else in the foot fetish community.

"Emma Stone was defeeted by Margot Robbie and is no longer number one on wikifeet".

by Dicksonary Dave June 14, 2021

The Defender

Noun
Origin: The Simpsons
"The Defender" is a large cinder block on a chain. it is used by swinging in a circular motion to bash people's skulls in.

Bart: Omg, someone's broken into our house!

Homer: Bart, get the Defender!

by qwerty_21 November 23, 2009

long defeat

A background feeling of melancholy found in Tolkien's Lord of the Rings, derived from the knowledge that every victory is only temporary, what we hold good will eventually be gone, and that the world is irreversibly changing for the worse, derived from the English/British Catholic sentiment that their world of Catholic hegemony is gone and never to return, crossed with Tolkien's dislike of the changes to England since the Industrial Revolution and during the Twentieth Century.

I love Lord of the Rings, but it's not optimistic. The whole Long Defeat thing is too much for me and I want to get away from it.

by Dead Lion September 27, 2013

3 millimeter defeater

ABSOLUTE ANAL DESTROYER

THE CORRECT DEFINITION OF SEX
I HAVE A 3 MILLIMETER DEFEATER

Are you lost baby gooorl. I can give you this 3 millimeter defeater

by Traitor on your mom May 17, 2021

Defeat the Huns

Getting down to business. To do something in complete seriousness. To do something urgently.

Example 1.
Brown: "So how's everyone at your new job?"
Red: "Man, they're no fun. All they wanna do is defeat the Huns."
Brown: "Bummer."

Example 2.
Kevin: "Hey wanna watch a movie?"
Ash: "Nah, I got a midterm tomorrow so I gotta defeat the Huns."

by Kevballs August 25, 2010