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The definition of insanity

Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is? Insanity is doing the exact... same fucking thing... over and over again expecting... shit to change... That. Is. Crazy. The first time somebody told me that, I dunno, I thought they were bullshitting me, so, boom, I shot him. The thing is... he was right. And then I started seeing, everywhere I looked, everywhere I looked all these fucking pricks, everywhere I looked, doing the exact same fucking thing... over and over and over and over again thinking: "This time is gonna be different. No, no, no please... This time is gonna be different." I'm sorry, I don't like... The way... you are looking at me... Okay, Do you have a fucking problem in your head, do you think I am bullshitting you, do you think I am lying? Fuck you! Okay? Fuck you!... It's okay, man. I'm gonna chill, hermano. I'm gonna chill... The thing is... Alright, the thing is I killed you once already... and it's not like I am fucking crazy. It's okay... It's like water under the bridge. Did I ever tell you the definition... of insanity?"
Vaas: Have I ever told you the definition of insanity
by Neopolitan! April 18, 2022
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Name Definition

The worst fucking type of definition on this site. The definition is usually the writers name. A typical name definition usually says "ooh sarah is very nice and can and warmed sex y prson" The people who write them are probably creep emo girls who are desperate to try to be known on the internet
Did you see that creep pervert writing a name definition about her boyfriend?
by Jen is best sh is warn August 31, 2017
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fake-ass definition

A trend among some Tumblr users where they invent a dumb definition for their URL and pretend someone on Urban Dictionary actually posted it. Usually they sound very narcissistic and is quite obvious that they were made by none other than the person who posted them. Most of the other users can't stand them and actively make fun of them.
Person #1: Hey, have you seen what somebody wrote about that Tumblr user on Urban Dictionary?
Person #2: That's clearly such a fake-ass definition, like no one would ever say that about them without being paid or seriously obsessed!
by Actionables June 28, 2014
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anti-defamation league

An organization that once fought bigotry, now taken over by insane social justice warriors. The ADL is responsible for hilariously declaring the OK symbol to be a racist symbol for white power.
The Anti-Defamation League (ADL) recently claimed the OK symbol means white power. Next week maybe they'll declare that a thumbs up means send all non-whites up to the moon.
by Grandmaster Mac October 3, 2019
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Defecation of character

Defecation of character is what happens when someone shits on your name in a public forum.
You: "Oh, man! Brittany just called me a ho on Facebook because I said I liked her crush."

Your friend: "Wow, that's defecation of character."
by gingermom September 29, 2009
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cubism definition

cubism is a type of autism that makes people look like minecraft characters
person one; that kid has cubism
person two; what is cubism
person1 search it up in urban dictionary(cubism definition)
by cool A October 8, 2019
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