Deacon

A 5 foot 6 neek who has made the deadest song known to man, also cannot get into a good relationship with a good looking girl because his IQ is single digits

Yo look, the loner kid just got rejected by the hot bitch

Yea bro he's a typical Deacon

by mayoroflondon July 5, 2021

Deacon

A small person who says is strong but is extremely weak and acts like the small dick he has. He doesn't have that many friends because he can be easily overlooked. The only way he can be noticed is if a person is smart enough to acknowledge the small importances in life. He mentions that he can beat anyone (but let's face it, a 5-feet person against a 6-8 feet person, who would you think would win.) and doesn't use his brain at all which makes him an idiot.

person: oh hey i didn't notice that small kid over there
other person: his name is Deacon apparently
person: is he still in 1st grade?
other person: probably

by CheekyScrubLord999 June 3, 2018

Deacon

a wild cunt wagon

look at that deacon

by always fly and ready to die November 21, 2016

Deacon

A small person who says is strong but is extremely weak and acts like the small dick he has. He doesn't have that many friends because he can be easily overlooked. The only way he can be noticed is if a person is smart enough to acknowledge the small importances in life. He mentions that he can beat anyone (but let's face it, a 5-feet person against a 6-8 feet person, who would you think would win.) and doesn't use his brain at all which makes him an idiot.

person: oh hey i didn't notice that small kid over there
other person: his name is Deacon apparently
person: is he still in 1st grade?
other person: probably

by CheekyScrubLord999 June 3, 2018

Deacon

Fat ugly child, shit at league and everything else he does. Smells like i goomba and loves to pound his hairy chest. He loves sitting in the back of the class pocket wank to teachers.

Deacon a guy who is fat as fuck

by BLACKBOBI February 18, 2019

Deacon

Is athletic and is a good friend.

He acts like deacon.

by Snap circuits May 18, 2019

Deacon

Deacon is one of the best mates you'll get. But sometimes he can be a bit of a cunt and pisses you off. But not once will he let you down and will always be there for you. Even though he can be a bit annoyinng and stingy he's still a great mate. Somehow gets every chick ever

"Deacon bro, appreciate you geeh."
"Oi Deacon, take a drag"

by eshdogz July 29, 2019