Daventry

A market town located in the heart of England. Commonly referred to as "a shithole", Daventry is a thriving community of drug dealers, prostitutes and Brexiteers. As one enters the town centre, you can grasp a feel of the local architecture, as you see the never used icon building, in to which all of our funding went, hence why we are destitute. As of recent times, a cinema is being built, which will never open its doors, yet the people of Daventry still continue to fund it. The local Tesco is a place of true culture, as one gets the full Daventry experience upon arrival, having to walk through pregnant teens and coke heads to even make it into the front door. A hotspot for travellers, Daventry has managed to turn itself into the UK's biggest campsite. McDonald's, located south of Tesco, gives a whole new meaning to the term "arse"- as that is how most would describe the smell of the workers, as well as the taste of the food. Despite the local delicacy being drugs, there are plenty of amazing local takeaways - including a run-down pizza place, as well as a Chinese takeout that specialises in food poisoning and sadness. The most famous landmark within the quaint town is known as Borough Hill, and its greatest claim to fame is it did some shit in the second world war. Honestly, we're not happy, we live in hell, but please come to Daventry. You will really love our excessive amounts of pointless charity shops and hairdressers, and the local dealers will accept you right away.

"Oh my god, we can go to Daventry!"
"Wow, that sounds awesome! I love absolute crap heaps!"

by Big M November 24, 2020

daryna

A smart girl with great talents. She is beautiful and would make a guy lucky. Dont lose her, you will regret it if you do.

Daryna is the best girl

by Kevin woo December 23, 2017

Dalyn

Words cannot describe how perfect Dalyn is. She is absolutely gorgeous and incredibly smart. Her smile is enough to make your day. A great friend and will always be there for you. She is also extremely sweet and understanding of others. Her sense of humor is great and it can always cheer you up. Sometimes she may have a hard time opening up about her feelings. She may seem shy at first, but once you get to know her she is incredibly fun. Never let her out of your life.

“I love Dalyn.”

by Treyton M January 9, 2021

Davina

A charming girl who could cast a love spell on any one she wants. People can open up and tell their secrets without a worry.

Very calm and down to earth until something strikes them like a match and the fire starts and thats when they become dangerous.

Women and men really tend to get attached onto Davinas and want them around, always.

I can really trust you, you're like a Davina.

"dude i fell in love with her in one second"
"dam her name is probably Davina'

by darthvader500 September 9, 2011

Davina

Davina is that one girl that makes every guy stop, turn, and stare in awe as they witness the true beauty of an angel. Her heart is bigger than thought to be possible and she gives the single most perfect hugs and cuddles. If your one of the few lucky guys that gets to kiss her time will seemingly pause and for a second you’ll feel as if the two of you are the only people in the world and when you finish you’ll soon find your self questioning why you of all people deserved the sweet and divine kiss of a goddess. Her rosy cheeks will put a smile on anyone sad guys face. Her silky hair looks so majestic and gorgeous when it flows in the wind and her beautiful brown eyes hold what seems to be an entire galaxy in them that only a rare few have the opportunity to stare into. Her hands are smooth as silk and make for great hand warmers. If she comes into your life you better hold on to her and never let go because you’ll never find a girl better than her. She’s caring and understanding, and even when she’s in pain she’ll find the time for you. She loves stealing hoodies but if you’re lucky she’ll steal your heart too. She has a hard time excepting compliments and letting people into her heart, but if you win the jackpot and she lets you in you better not break her heart and you better cherish because angels like her don’t come into your life for no reason.

Friend: I think I know who she is from like church or something
You: Makes sense because my god... Davina is an angel 🥺

by Hot_N_Ready January 5, 2021

Daventry

Aka Chaventry,
A small town off of Northampton full of "chavs", old people and jailbait.

Landmarks include the square (a nightclub renowned for someone shitting up the walls - literally!), mcdonalds (full of fit crew members and cool boy racers on drive thru) and ten thousand unwanted hairdressers and petrol stations!
The key features of Daventry are dog walkers, parks and an excessively large amount of hills.

If you can manage to survive not getting mugged in Southbrook or stabbed outside Fridays you'll love Daventry and its wide population of benefit claiming failures.

Guy 1: I got mugged last night by a group of jailbait chavs.
Guy 2: Really? Where were you, Daventry!?

by Mr Fluffykins August 17, 2011

Daven

The sweetest, most caring, intimate and yet social guy you will ever meet. If your friends with him, he will strongly care about you. If he likes you, he will love you. But if you cross him or his family, he will dislike you a lot, it takes a lot for him to hate anyone. He can be insecure, but it's only because he thinks hes not good enough. Only respect for this man :)

Wow Davens amazing.

by Dimples.oct3 October 21, 2018