St. David's

the worst school on the planet

St. David's: we r so cool bc we love jesus and u dont!!

by bitchgirlfrimraleigh February 23, 2015

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Oh F*ck! David's Here

An exclamation used when a douche bag enters your group\room and a good conversation stops.

David = Douchefaggot

*"David" walks into the room*

"Oh F*ck! David's Here"

*Everyone leaves*

by BethanyElementary August 21, 2011

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st.david's secondary school

a complete kip, a dangerous ruin of a bulding located in greystones, co.wicklow, Ireland. image will be added soon...

that st. david's school is a complete kip.

by john mcguire March 12, 2005

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Where's David?

A very tasty drink!

MANGO DELIGHT!

Ingredients: Mountain Holler (Red Howl), Cucumbers, Lime Juice, 3 drops of tomatoe juice, and crushed ice.

TUTTI FUCKIN' FRUTTI!!! Where's David?

by James Cody Baker August 1, 2011

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Where's David Day takes place on 4/20, festivities include taping up your least favorite cousin named Austin's shoes and give them to him in Christmas wrapping paper. If he moves the shoes before Where's David Day is over, it is considered a party foul and he must take a walk through a swamp.

Where's David Day! only happens once a year.

by Cody James Baker August 1, 2011

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David Bowie's Armadillo

A obscure sexual move popularized by repeated viewings of the 1986 film "Labyrinth". It entails dressing up as David Bowie's character Jareth, from the film, and attaching brown dildos (length must exceed 7 inches but be no longer than 13) to the articulatio radiocarpea of both arms. While penetrating both the anus and vagina, "Jareth" must sing "Magic Dance" with the receiving partner singing the goblins' parts. If available, cocaine (slime and snails or puppy dogs' tails are popular substitutes) should be snorted off the lower back of the receiver. This second act is, of course, referred to as a "Lady Stardust".

Nathan: Hey what'd you get Aniston for her birthday?

Aaron: Got her David Bowie's Armadillo and some Lady Stardust bro.

Nathan: Damn that's nasty as fuck my man!

Aaron: Stardust is a hell of a drug.

by Ziggy Cumdust January 12, 2011

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