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A person with the smallest penis on earth , he is also very short coming in at a staggering 162 cm . He will ruin any relationship with anyone it dosent matter who you are . He will try to brag about having a monster in his pants an then pull a 2 centimeter defeater .
Dario is so gay !
Dario by not_vld May 23, 2022
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An absolute arsehole. he will lick any girls arse and talk unbearable amounts of shit to you.
Vickers: did you see James pull that dario last night he completely fucked off to Laurens and told us he was going home
Ashley: what a fucking jebend!
Dario by dirtymelvin October 22, 2011
A dumb shithead with a messed up locker and is lonely.
Dario is so stupid.
Spanish version of the bame Dorian
Dario get off of the car
Dario by Chafaduck 69 March 6, 2020
The living example of virginity and depression. Can't get women.
Dario by Dj_Deloya February 10, 2022
dario likes to fondle with zac sheffer, gg n00b.
Dario fondles Zac. fondle fondle.
dario by errk November 5, 2004
a big hairy bitch that likes to fuck emo guys!!
do you have the hots for dario??
dario by anahi November 20, 2007